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Song Parodies -> "Truth Or Dare Sure Blows"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere I Go"

Original Performer:

The Call

Parody Song Title:

"Truth Or Dare Sure Blows"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 27) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! Truth or Dare is a game in which you either need to do a Dare or you need to tell a Truth but usually you need to do a dare or your friends will pick on you and call you a chicken!
Game... that... sucks...
Slap... your... mama in the faaaace!
Must... be... nuts...
Go... and... vomit in that vaaaase!

Rather play Clue!
(Truth or Dare sure blows!)
Come huff some glue!
(Truth or Dare's so gross)
Lick Bubba's boot!
(Truth or Dare's opposed)
Drink that goo!
(Truth or Dare sure... Truth or Dare sure... bloooooooooows!)

Threats... you... serve...
Trial... by... fire will astound me!
I'll lose... my... nerve...
My... choice... can be "Truth" but you'll hound me!

While drunk on booze
(Truth or Dare sure blows!)
Hop on that moose
(Truth or Dare brings woes)
Go goose that goose on the rear
(Truth or Dare? I'm hosed!)
Hang with that noose
(Truth or Dare sure... Truth or Dare sure... Truth or Dare sure... bloooooooooows!)

Squeeze... that... clown...
Save... that... hostage at the bank
Bite... that... SPAM...
Grab those... eels... Bathe with them tonight!

Stab a mime troupe
(Truth or Dare? You'll croak)
Drink Ghost Pepper soup
(Truth or Dare's a joke)
Get stoned with Snoop
(Truth or Dare on coke!)
You've been duped!
(Truth or Dare? You'll choke)

Trump drops a nuke! Truth or Dare with pros!
(Truth or Dare's exposed)
Strips down to his underwear!
(Truth or Dare? Hell no!)
The Earth's spooked
(Truth or Dare's so low!)
We're high on fumes!
(Truth or Dare sure... Truth or Dare sure... Truth or Dare sure...)
(Truth or Dare sure...)
(Truth or Dare sure blows!)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey, glad you could make it; sounds like it was a close one! This is really good, loved the exaggeration - at least I hope it was exaggeration, I don't think I ever had a moose or Snoop handy when I played this game (when dinosaurs roamed the earth). Great job!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Claude, you gotta at least hope the last stanza doesn't come true. Wacky randomness, Matty, in this rhyme hunt that I opted out of. 555.
Peter Andersson - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I don't know what to say about this one - Truth or Dare with Trump and Kim - not even I would be able to come up with THAT - You rule this game!
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Anyone here play 7 Minutes in Heaven?

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