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Song Parodies -> "Every Time I Go"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere You Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Call

Parody Song Title:

"Every Time I Go"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Lift seat up
That’s the promise I have made
Whip it out
There’s new puddles I have made

I miss the loo
Every time I go
I splash, it’s true
Every time I go
What can I do?
Every time I go
I leak through
Every time I, Every time I go

Got your nerve!
You always do condemn me
It’s on a curve
My stream it splashes all around me

I miss the loo
Every time I go
It sucks, it’s true
Every time I go
Gets onto my underwear!
Every time I go
I can’t improve
Every time I, every time I, every time I go

Got me down
That toilet looks so small to me
Understand
What’s the dealz? I need glasses, right?!

I miss the loo
Every time I go
Get a mop or two
Every time I go
I’m sorry, dude!
Every time I go
I feel blue
Every time I go

Yuck, I peed all over the floor!
Every time I go
It sprays around everywhere!
Every time I go
What to do?
Every time I go
I piss off you
Every time I, every time I, every time I go
Every time I go, go, go ,go
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
You would have PISSED off old Matthias with this time but I eased up on my hatred of Bathroom Humor and I thought one was not bad. Not your best obviously but not too shabby
Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Heh heh, agree with Matthias; "piss off you" was clever - lots of good matches
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. Just chiming in to cite one of my father's favorite maxims: "It is always better to be pissed off then pissed on."
Peter Andersson - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
First parody ever to be a hit AND miss at the same time! I'd play it to my urology ward should it ever be recorded, the nurses recently put up this "don't worry, pee happy" poster all over the place so bathroom humor's no problem.
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
What's next "Pissing in the Streets?" 555!

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