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Song Parodies -> "Cardio Killed The Overweight Star"

Original Song Title:

"Video Killed The Radio Star"

Original Performer:

The Buggles

Parody Song Title:

"Cardio Killed The Overweight Star"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

cardio is a part of muscle and that is the heart it is the heart muscle category and there are four chambers of the heart the left ventricle and left atrium and a few more and they are seperated from the septum they like pump blood and oxygen from the heart
he passed out on the big track back in 52
hes diastolic number just went through the roof
i know hes arota just stopped and thats the truth

oh a oh a

he blew hes veins and he blew a artery
he M.H.R was just 206.3
and now you understand hes problems dont you see

oh a oh a it stopped pumpin
oh a oha and then it killed him

cardio killed the overweight star(2)

4 chambers blew it broke hes heart

oh a oh oh oh

and now hes left atrium was about to blow
we heard hes heartbeat but it only just went slow
and on hes septum it grew just one big hole

oh aoh a

he blew the first chamber

than he blew the next one

cardio killed the over weight star (2)

oh hes not fine it went to far put hes heart in a pickle jar

oha oha oha oha

cardio killed the overweight star (2)

hes blood pressure was really far he wouldnt stop eating big pork chops

he just lost hes atrium
and he just lost he ventricle

cardio killed the overweight star (5)

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