-> "Cardio Killed The Overweight Star"
Original Song Title:
"Video Killed The Radio Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cardio Killed The Overweight Star"
The Lyrics
he passed out on the big track back in 52
hes diastolic number just went through the roof
i know hes arota just stopped and thats the truth
oh a oh a
he blew hes veins and he blew a artery
he M.H.R was just 206.3
and now you understand hes problems dont you see
oh a oh a it stopped pumpin
oh a oha and then it killed him
cardio killed the overweight star(2)
4 chambers blew it broke hes heart
oh a oh oh oh
and now hes left atrium was about to blow
we heard hes heartbeat but it only just went slow
and on hes septum it grew just one big hole
oh aoh a
he blew the first chamber
than he blew the next one
cardio killed the over weight star (2)
oh hes not fine it went to far put hes heart in a pickle jar
oha oha oha oha
cardio killed the overweight star (2)
hes blood pressure was really far he wouldnt stop eating big pork chops
he just lost hes atrium
and he just lost he ventricle
cardio killed the overweight star (5)
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