Song Parodies -> I Wanna Be a Porno Star
| Original Song Title: | "Video Killed the Radio Star" |
| Original Performer: | The Buggles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Wanna Be a Porno Star" |
| Parody Written by: | sldice |
Got the idea some time in ninety-two
No one home so began to tune in to
Some naked lady who's name was sizzling Sue(Oh-a oh)
It wasn't fair that they could do this all for free
And get paid money all for being sexually
Now I know how my future's gonna be(Oh-a oh)
Don't tell your children
(Oh-a oh)
What I will be then
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
Don't need school cause you don't need to be smart(Oh-a-a-a oh)
Went to audition down at the studio
They took one look at me and said you gotta go
You are to ugly to be in a porno(Oh-a oh)
That was my first try
(Oh-a oh)
That was my last try
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
My dream is gone I'll never get very far
I can't rewind and get the part(Oh-a-a-a oh) x2
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
I wanted to get paid to have sex in a car
Or maybe three women in the back of a bar
The porno business broke my heart
All from a tape in my VCR...
I'm not a porno star...
No one home so began to tune in to
Some naked lady who's name was sizzling Sue(Oh-a oh)
It wasn't fair that they could do this all for free
And get paid money all for being sexually
Now I know how my future's gonna be(Oh-a oh)
Don't tell your children
(Oh-a oh)
What I will be then
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
Don't need school cause you don't need to be smart(Oh-a-a-a oh)
Went to audition down at the studio
They took one look at me and said you gotta go
You are to ugly to be in a porno(Oh-a oh)
That was my first try
(Oh-a oh)
That was my last try
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
My dream is gone I'll never get very far
I can't rewind and get the part(Oh-a-a-a oh) x2
I wanna be a porno star
I wanna be a porno star
I wanted to get paid to have sex in a car
Or maybe three women in the back of a bar
The porno business broke my heart
All from a tape in my VCR...
I'm not a porno star...
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