Song Parodies -> Kosovo
| Original Song Title: | "Kokomo"(MP3) |
| Original Performer: | The Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kosovo" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea
There's a place called Kosovo,
that's where you don't want to go
to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
People kicking you off your land
we'll be falling to the ground from a gun of a Serbian man
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
Down to Kosovo
If we get there fast, then we will die real slow
That's where you don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Seriavjo, where I don't want to go)
We'll try not to be seen
try to escape the Serbians reach
If we don't get by they will kill the men in our family
After we lose the fight
We will all sleep longer than the night
we will all die
none of us will survive
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
(Herzegovina, I don't want to be there)
[Musical interlude]
Nobody wants to know this little place called Kosovo
But all the Serbians want to go and get rid of it all
yes that little Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea
There's a place called Kosovo,
that's where you don't want to go
to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
People kicking you off your land
we'll be falling to the ground from a gun of a Serbian man
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
Down to Kosovo
If we get there fast, then we will die real slow
That's where you don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Seriavjo, where I don't want to go)
We'll try not to be seen
try to escape the Serbians reach
If we don't get by they will kill the men in our family
After we lose the fight
We will all sleep longer than the night
we will all die
none of us will survive
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
(Herzegovina, I don't want to be there)
[Musical interlude]
Nobody wants to know this little place called Kosovo
But all the Serbians want to go and get rid of it all
yes that little Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo
If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
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| 1 | 37 | 37 | 34 | ||||||||
| 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | ||||||||
| 3 | 14 | 6 | 3 | ||||||||
| 4 | 15 | 14 | 19 | ||||||||
| 5 | 32 | 41 | 40 |
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I voted 4-3-4 because the pacing was a wee bit off and it wasn't too funny. What's with all these Ones, though?? >rolleyes<
555, just cuz you don't deserve so many 1's
Luv it - it is great . Faleminderit.
HOW DARE YOU I AM FROM THERE WE DO NOT KILL POEPLE THAT IS THE SAVE PLACE TO GO AND WE THINK ENGLAND IS THE BEST LIKE US U DERK
We'll kill you all, invaders.. Long live Serbian orthodoxy, long live great and free SERBIA!
Well i laughed so much, i love black humor BUT in reality Albanians kill much more Serbs, so lyrics shoud be changed. Ah..now i saw that song was maden in 1999 ahaha
u gotta b kidding me. this aint funny because u got the facts all wrong, i mite not b from there but they dont kill for fun, its is jus plain stupid n imature.
ncncn, Sutch an ignorant thing..such an IGNORANT, idioteskt thing to say. Read explore u idiot, KOsova is one of the oldest countries u dont even know sh** about that place so just plug ur but with ur middle finger and whistle, thats what Kosovars like to do to ppl. like u, then u starting learning sh**...Thank god there\\\\\\'s not many like u.
Redem urself...
Stupid americans!!! They dont even know where is Europe. and not Kosovo!! yeh, right, its all our fault..we, serbians r always the bad ones, who killed that many bosnians. Well, f*** YOU and your STUPID people!
yeah... you're hillarious. would you care to write one about how NATO bombed serbia without any real reason? or how about the massive genocide committed AGAINST the serbs? and really, if you're going to take the time make fun of warfare, you might as well do it with good timing and original diction. i know kosovars with more english linguistic talent than you. take my serbian thesaurus and shove it up your ignorant comedic rectal passage.
hi... please send me a lyrics please
send to ins_i@hotmail.com
Thats not the one i've heard but funny too. and jelena is a fing moron, You panzy f***s need to stop cryin. why not make a parody song about America.
Well that shut the whinny f***ers up.
Serbia is finally free from that fascist Milosevic the S.O.B. and his brainwash hate propaganda. It's time for them to rebuild and if the Kosovars want to go their way they should be allowed to as well. Kosovo has suffered tremendously in the 90s and it's time to stop the bloodshed. Yugoslavia is gone and Slobo takes most of the blame for it. He and Tudjman and other creeps are dead. It's time to heal. Good parody here - when this song hit #1 I thought the Beach Boys were referring to Kokomo, Indiana! Sounds funny, don't it? Peace.
what ya'll dont realize is that this parody was not made by Americans. Go to youtube and look at the video. Those are not American uniforms. They have Danish flag on the right shoulder so ya'll how are crying and stating its our fault for the parody...its not. So stop whining and just let it go.
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