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Song Parodies -> "Dove-Whack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Dove-Whack"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I lived in Boston for many years, and even though I love birds - even city pigeons - when you've lived in a city as long as I have, there is one thing that ruins the whole city pigeon experience: pigeon guano...pigeon guano...everywhere...So here's my Boston-dweller's fantasy about a high-tech "Pigeonbusters Squad" who scoop up Boston's pigeons and secretly relocate them to some other unsuspecting city (hehhehheh) where they can resume their "dirty work" ! The common city pigeon is actually the "Rock Dove", hence the title of this parody.
There's a Pigeon-Warning-Sign up in downtown Boston saying
"Streets Are Closed For The Dove-Whack" !

Dove-Whack yeah, yeah!

I'm headin' down-town to Boston's by-ways
Lookin' for pigeon hideaways
Headin' for pigeon hideaways

I got me a car, it's airtight and it's sealed ( --- Dove hideaways )
And we're headin' on down to the Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove hideaways )
I got me a Hummer, it seats about 20 ( --- Dove hideaways )
So hurry up and bring your gas-mask, honey!

The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!

Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!

Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )

Sign says
Wooo!
Stay away fools!
Guano rules at the Duh-huh-huv-Whack!

We set it downtown on its elevated tracks
Open up the gas-valve, and them pigeons get whacked!

Guano on the statues
Guano on the steeple
Guano on the sidewalks
Guano on the people

The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!

Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack baby!

Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!
Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!

Sprayin' and a-gassin'
Lookin' out for droppins'
Wearin' Pigeon-Pressure-Suits -
- they're hot as an oven!

The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy
As every sprayer's movin'
Around,
And around,
And around,
And around !

Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby

City folks cheer as them Rockin' Doves ROCK !

Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby

Cheerin' on the Whack! Cheer-in' on the Whack!

Hop in my Hummer, it's sealed up all the way
And it's headin' for a spray!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on, and wear your space-suit, honey!

The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!

Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!

Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )

[almost whispering: ]

Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
They're startin' to drop now, baby!
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
Can you hear them?

[a little louder: ]

Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )

[a little louder: ]

They're droppin' like flies now, sugar!

[even louder: ]

Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )

[even louder: ]

Here they come now!

[still louder: ]

Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby

[shouting: ]

WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof !
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !

Heyyy---WHAT???

Thiiiiiinnnn roof --- busted !

Dove-Whack, baby Dove-Whack!
Dove-pack, time to Dove-pack!
Dove-sack, in the Dove-sack!
Pack that, big ol' Dove-sack -
- off to ((city of your choice)) !!!


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Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought a dove-whack was what Bush does.
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
A dove in the hand...
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
...should poop on the Bush.
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
All you need is Dove, Dove.
Meriadoc - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
...to Punxsutawney? ;-)
Claude Prez - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
heh heh heh Pigeons suck
Peregrin - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is for the birds, just kidding, 5-5-5!
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, Rick, Meriadoc, Claude, and Peregrin!
Steve Kalafut - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well after reading "Dove Turds" and your comment, I had to check this one out, too. I'm just one more birdbrain who enjoyed it.
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Steve!
Dommy L. - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny... that's all I got to say. Maybe I should just start voting and stop leaving comments
Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Comments are always welcome, Dominic, thanks!
AFW - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I took a right Tern and dropped in here...glad I did..good and funny idea here...five droppings..

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