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Song Parodies -> "Butt Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B 52's

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Crack"

Parody Written by:

Sally Weber

The Lyrics

I just thought it was funny. I Hope others can understand my sense of humor. It's just meant to be silly.
Butt Crack


If you have a clogged drain and you need it fixed,
within fifteen minutes you'll see, butt crack!
Butt crack glare....

I'm starrin' down his hershey highway,
lookin' for a quick getaway,
needin' a quick getaway,
, ( quick getaway " " )

I hired a plumber he's as big as a whale,
and I'm looking right down at his butt crack
He's such a shyster, he's charging me plenty,
so hurry up because this is costing me money!

Well, his butt crack is a sweaty dark place
where, hairs just stick together

Butt crack stinky...a butt crack stink-eee
Butt crack, stinky butt crack
Butt crack, (Uhh lady, I see a rat) stinky butt crack

Plumber says... whew... holding his stools,
farting out fuels from his butututt crack

Well, it stunk so bad in the middle of the room,
just a funky old crack and this guy is a hack

Dingles on his fatness
Dingles on his highway
Dingles on his back porch
Dingles on his highway

Well, his butt crack is a sweaty dark place
where, hairs just stick together
Butt crack stinky! Butt crack stinky!
Butt crack, his bum is fat!
Butt crack, his bum is fat!

Moonin' and a fumein', belchin' and a tootin'
wearin' next to nothin', and he's big as an oven!
His whole crack shimmies whenever he starts movin'
around and around and around and around


Everybody's runnin' everybody's shovin' smelly
Folks pilein' up outside just to get air
Everybody's runnin' everybody's shovin' smelly
Funky hairy crack! Funky hairy crack!

He's such a shyster, he's as big as a whale,
and he just got outta jail!
Disgusting my plumber, he's charging me plenty,
so c'mon because this is costing me money!

Well, his butt crack is a sweaty dark place
where, hairs just stick together

Butt crack stinky...a butt crack stink-eee
Butt crack, stinky butt crack
Butt crack, (Uhh lady, I see a rat) stinky butt crack

Bang Bang Bang on the pipes flabby!
Knock a little louder booger!
Bang Bang Bang on the pipes flabby!
I can hear you!
Bang! Bang! On the pipes flabby!
Bang! Bang! On the pipes!
Bang! Bang! On the pipes flabby!
Bang! Bang!
You're What? Kin... Ruth!, Lusted!

Butt crack, stinky butt crack
Butt crack, stinky butt crack
Butt crack, stinky butt crack
Butt crack, stinky butt crack


Uhh lady, I see a rat ...yeah
Uhh lady, I see a rat
Moonin' and a fumein', belchin' and a tootin'
from his buttttttttt crack

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cody slusher - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
VERY FUNNY! I THOUGHT CACA MAN WROTE IT
Tim Hall - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This brings back memories of the SNlL skit with Bill Murray and Gilda Radner when the plumber paid a visit.

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