If you see a foggy sky and a whole lot of crime,
You are in LA where they... love Shaq! love Shaq yeah
I'm headin' up to downtown LA, ready for the big Laker's game
Ready for the big Laker's game,
I got me a car, it's as slow as a snail, but we're headin' on down
Where they love Shaq
I bought a foam finger, and it cost about 20
So hurry up and bring your spending money
They love Shaq in a nasty lil' city where they have crappy weather.
love Shaq baby, love Shaq bay-bee. (repeat x4)
love baby, that's where it's at, Ooh love baby, that's where it's at
Sign says. “Hack a Shaq fools', but LA loves Shaq!
Well he's 7 foot one, and his injury's healed
That trusty ol' Shaq takes it to the rack

Magic at the low post
Makin lots of dough
Magic as a center
Don't shoot a freethrow!

They Love Shaq in a nasty lil' city where they have crappy weather.
Love Shaq baby! Love Shaq, he's the man
Dunkin' and a slammin', a jammin' and a rockin', wearin' gold and purple
Scorin without stoppin'
The big man slams! The big man slams when everybody's
making sound. (sound, sound)
Everybody's screamin', everybody's cheerin' baby!
Folks linin' up just to get ripped off
Everybody's screamin', everybody's cheerin' baby!
Dunk it big Shaq! Dunk it big Shaq!

O'neil's on the line, it is tied at the tail, and Shaq has just failed!
I shoulda known, his ftp's (free throw percentage) about 20
To think: I wasted all that money.

They Love Shaq in a nasty lil' city where they have crappy weather.
Love Shaq baby, Love Shaq . (repeat x4)
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooh love baby, that's
Cry cry cry on the floor baby!
Cry cry cry on the floor baby! (repeat 5 times)
You Suck! Can't shoot, busted!
Love Shaq, baby Love Shaq!(x4)