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Song Parodies -> "Don't You Text and Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Portugese Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Teena Marie

Parody Song Title:

"Don't You Text and Drive"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

Parents, I recommend you sing this song to your teen drivers about the dangers of texting and driving simultaneously.
1st Verse:
In twenty-fourteen a special law was passed
To reduce the injuries and deaths
Teens would do the same thing if they hadn't known
It's equivalent to drunk driving
It's so dangerous and devastating
Silence your phone now don't let it ring-ring-ring!
Keep your precious hands on the steering wheel
Don't lose control of your good car
Keep your eyes on the road


[Pre-Chorus:]
It won't go like that again right this time
You got to abide by the new law
It won't go like that again right this time
Memorize this saying right now


[Chorus:]
Don't you text and drive, so
Please don't you do it, don't you do it, don't you do it
Don't you do it
Don't you text and drive, so please don't do it, don't
You do it, don't you do it, don't you do it
Don't you text and drive so please don't do it, don't
you do it, don't you do it, don't you do it
Please don't text and...


[2nd Verse:]
I could barely keep control of my great car
Not for long until the front wheels went crooked
I could not see the police in my mirrors (Pull over!)
Then the police gave me a good little break
Then I learned my lesson and got all over it
Police would not like it, not even one bit
I won't do this ever ever again
I will change my driving habits
Do not be distracted!


[Pre-Chorus:]


[Chorus:]


[Pre-Bridge]
Don't you take out your cell phone!
Know the big law
Don't you take out your cell phone!
It's so unsafe


[Bridge:]
Learn this law all throughout your head
and don't you really forget it
Don't you text and drive no more
What part of that you don't grasp?


[Bridge]
Hope you have learned your lesson today
That should be your permanent reminder
The laws are getting stricter each and every day
So please don't lose your license by breaking the rules
Cars are very powerful man-made machines
You should always drive carefully!
Remember, don't forget!


[Pre-Chorus:]



[Chorus:]



[Pre-Outro:]
Don't you text, don't you text and and drive
Cause it's, it's dangerous (Don't you text and drive)
Don't you text, don't you text and and drive
It's so unlawful (Don't you text and drive)
Don't you text, don't you text and and drive
You can't do both for real (Don't you text and drive)
Distraction's no reaction, so don't you text and drive
So remember this all of the time, yea!


(Allegro:)
Don't you text and drive (x6)


(Outro)
Please don't
Please don't do it
Please, please don't (It's the law)
That is a very strict law
Don't you do it, don't, don't
Don't you do it, folks!

Do y'all get to the point, folks
That's all the lessons I am teaching you right now folks (Goodbye now!)










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MY 20th PARODY!!!!!

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