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Song Parodies -> "Don't Watch Kablam!"

Original Song Title:

"Pump Up The Jam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Technotronic

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Watch Kablam!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This one mentions the Nickelodeon cartoon show called Kablam! Happy 10th anniversary, Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch it
While your eyes bloodshot
And your brain will rot
Look at here what's hot or not
If you watch it once again
Everything went all crazy now and then
Don't tune in where Kablam! was at
But if you do, then you're too bad

I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy

No Loopy
Or Off Beats
No Loopy
Or Off Beats

No!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch it
While your eyes bloodshot
And your brain will rot
Look at here what's hot or not
If you watch it once again
Everything went all crazy now and then
Don't tune in where Kablam! was at
But if you do, then you're too bad

I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy

No Loopy
Or the or the or The Off Beats
No Loopy
Or Off Beats
No Loopy
Or the or the or The Off Beats

No!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam
Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! No!

Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch it! Kablam! Kablam! Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! Blam!

Don't watch Kablam!
Don't watch it
While your eyes bloodshot
And your brain will rot
Look at here what's hot or not
If you watch it once again
Everything went all crazy now and then
Don't tune in where Kablam! was at
But if you do, then you're too bad

I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy

Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
No more Kablam! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! No!

Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
Don't watch it! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
Don't watch it! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam! Don't watch it!
Don't watch it! No Kablam!
Don't watch Kablam!
Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! Kablam! No!
Don't watch it
Don't watch it

No Off Beats
No Loopy
Or the or the or The Off Beats
No Off Beats
No Loopy
Or the or the or The Off Beats

No!
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue
Or Loopy
I don't want the Action League
Or the Off Beats, or Sniz and Fondue

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't worry, we won't! Not that we did before. You do realize that there are cartoons that more than a roomful of Americans watch?

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