I feel my rear explode in the elevator.
A methane overload under my butt's pressure.
Oh god, It stinks, was that MY bum?
Why did I let go?
Don't think I really need to know...
Smelly, smelly fart
And I'm not the only one.
I put little kids in awful pain
Smelly, smelly fart.
I can feel my botty rock after I've been under strain.
The odour's so nasty. Seems neverending.
Next year, someone receives, the "message" I've sent here.
Body counts huge 'coz my bumhole
Makes them all feel fear.
Why did I do this over here?
Smelly, Smelly fart.
Sadly not the only one.
Killed some little kids it's just insane.
Smelly, smelly fart.
I just felt my botty rock, and it sounded like my name.
No, no where to run, knocking them out,
Why was it in a lift.
I don't want to kill, my already awful rep.
Smelly, smelly fart.
And I'm not the only one.
This is really putrid gas from hell
Smelly smelly fart.
I can feel my botty rock, and each time I make a smell.
Smelly, smelly fart. in the supermart. Smelly, smelly fart.
Smelly smelly fart. in the supermart. smelly smelly fart.
Wanna make it stop. oh, but it's just to strong...
Smelly, smelly fart...

(til fade)