Song Parodies -> The Donut Rushed Me
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Rush Me" |
| Original Performer: | Taylor Dayne |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Donut Rushed Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Lady Stardust |
Keen noses, temptation,
My sweet tooth gets me into sticky situations.
I'm weighing my addictions
Who's to say if it's flab, or if it isn't?
Only time will tell
Just how much weight I can lose
I'd love to scarf it down
But I want to eat it slowly, slowly.
The donut rushed me.
I've traded for steak before, ah.
The donut rushed me.
This loaf could be so much more
It's well worth weighing more.
I chose Atkins, not Pilates
Only protein, no more carbohydrates
I'm repressing all my craving
Is it hunger, or just mindless raving?
Well, my LDL
Ain't so swell, I've got to tell you
Don't mean to lag behind
But these stairs I must take slowly [gasp!] slowly!
And my resistance is weakening, weakening
Every time there's fudge.
Carbohydrates, the only thing, only thing,
That I've been dreamin' of.
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
My resistance is weakening, weakening
Every time there's fudge,
And baby, meat's not everything, everything
That I've been eating of!
[guitar solo]
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
My sweet tooth gets me into sticky situations.
I'm weighing my addictions
Who's to say if it's flab, or if it isn't?
Only time will tell
Just how much weight I can lose
I'd love to scarf it down
But I want to eat it slowly, slowly.
The donut rushed me.
I've traded for steak before, ah.
The donut rushed me.
This loaf could be so much more
It's well worth weighing more.
I chose Atkins, not Pilates
Only protein, no more carbohydrates
I'm repressing all my craving
Is it hunger, or just mindless raving?
Well, my LDL
Ain't so swell, I've got to tell you
Don't mean to lag behind
But these stairs I must take slowly [gasp!] slowly!
And my resistance is weakening, weakening
Every time there's fudge.
Carbohydrates, the only thing, only thing,
That I've been dreamin' of.
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
My resistance is weakening, weakening
Every time there's fudge,
And baby, meat's not everything, everything
That I've been eating of!
[guitar solo]
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
The donut rushed me
I've traded for steak before, oh yeah
The donut rushed me
This loaf could be so much more,
It's well worth weighing more, yeah.
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