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Song Parodies -> "Amy Grant"

Original Song Title:

"Choushinsei Flashman"

Original Performer:

Taku Kitahara

Parody Song Title:

"Amy Grant"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Before she made the cut on mainstream in '91,
She was in the Christian biz until Lead Me On.
She also sings her praise to the lord,
And was looking into her father's eyes, but what's she waiting for?

Her hope's set up real high, her career's quite mixed-up
And her genres changed seriously (Ecccchhhhh!)
I tried to say...

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Amy Grant is really awful!
Weird! Weird! Weird! Weird! Can't hear her anymore!
Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! That has got to blow right now!
Fear! Fear! Fear! Fear! That's what I can hardly handle...

Most of you guys used to like her, but she went too far this time...
I'm sick of... Amy Grant!

Baby baby, I still don't get it, even though I'm sad.
But now I'm unfamiliar with her. Well, her life is bad.
She might just take a little time to get back
Into her old glory of Christianity, hope she'll be out of whack

Amy is a moron, a total moron she is
And her new songs will screw us up (Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!)
I'll tell you now...

Screw! Screw! Screw her! She might color AND ruin your day!
Flip! Flip... her off! We can't stand her anyway!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't... ever try to only give in.
You... would... expect... The really worst of her!

Some of you guys like country music, someone had went too far...
I can't stand... Amy Grant!

Her hope's set up real high, her career's quite mixed-up
And her music gets stirred so bad (Ewwwwwwww!)
I tried to say...

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Amy Grant is really awful!
Weird! Weird! Weird! Weird! Can't hear her anymore!
Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! That has got to blow right now!
Fear! Fear! Fear! Fear! That's what I can hardly handle...

Most of you guys used to like her, but she went too far this time...
Don't be hearing... Amy Grant!

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A Room Full Of People With At Least One Brain Cell In Their Heads. - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Well I think you are 999,999,999,999,999 times more awful than the people you keep slagging off in your parodies. So there.
Hypocrites-R-Us - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason, you may not like the parody and that is fine, but your comment did come across as a bit on the aggressive side.
The Namesake - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, my humble apologies. It just make me cross that TSB loves to write parodies aimed at saying how other people 'suck' yet he whinges and whines if someone pokes fun at him.
Hypocrites-R-Us - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Is that what you call a humble apology, Jason? "Whinging and whining" is a good way to describe your comments about TSB.
Dr Music - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This song was great. I loved it. 555. You know, I happen to be a werejohncandy. You know that body double used for filming the final scenes of Wagon's East? That was me.

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