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Song Parodies -> "Go To The Rainbow! (The Rainbow Girls)"
Original Song Title:
"Choudenshi Bioman"
Original Performer:
Takayuki Miyauchi
Parody Song Title:
"Go To The Rainbow! (The Rainbow Girls)"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Colors fade, shadows rise
Rainbow Valley will be toast
Who could prevent that chaos from happening?
Fighting with pride, The Rainbow Girls!
Red Fire isn't going to get burned down
Blue Ice, like revenge is a dish served cold
Pink Wind can send evil off to disaster
Yellow Earth and Green Thunder, going bold
Elemental forces unite!
The Rainbow Girls are the ones to fight bad guys
Flying colors never get wasted
These are the ones appearing right before your eyes
Go to the rainbow! Rainbow Girls
Have you ever met any girl who wears a belt around her neck?
Takayuki Miyauchi, please listen!
Total English please! Understand?!
Of course, you know, I have parodied your song
So many times, none have been officially
To be your first English-langauge single
I waited too long for that, I want to see that happen!
[music stops]
Takayuki Miyauchi (spoken): "Blessranger! Have you been waiting for too many years for me to come over to the USA, just to make you my English-lyrical adaptation songwriter? I was like, I bet you can make English-lyrical adaptations of some of my songs too. Since such a thing as the Takayuki Miyauchi English Song Collection hasn't existed yet. Feel free to make that happen. AM I RIGHT?!"
[music resumes]
Enough said, Takayuki Miyauchi, I'd like to see you in person for the first time!
Takayuki Miyauchi!
I'd like you to come over to my house
Helen (spoken): "What are you doing, Blessranger?!"
Blessranger (spoken): "I just wanted to see Takayuki Miyauchi in person. He'll be coming over to our country!"
Lydia (spoken): "All of Takayuki Miyauchi's songs are Japanese language... and you're constantly begging him to make at least one English-language song in his singing career?"
Kenny (spoken): "He might retire in a few years."
Brenda (spoken): "No, he isn't!"
Jayne (spoken): "Are you sure you wanted to find a way to Takayuki Miyauchi to English-dub any of his songs?"
Blessranger (spoken): "Yes, yes. That's a possibility!"
Takayuki Miyauchi (spoken): "Attention all Americans! Please make the TAKAYUKI MIYAUCHI ENGLISH SONG COLLECTION happening! Lure me to every single record company in the U.S.A. and I will be there! Don't resist!"
Rainbow Valley will be toast
Who could prevent that chaos from happening?
Fighting with pride, The Rainbow Girls!
Red Fire isn't going to get burned down
Blue Ice, like revenge is a dish served cold
Pink Wind can send evil off to disaster
Yellow Earth and Green Thunder, going bold
Elemental forces unite!
The Rainbow Girls are the ones to fight bad guys
Flying colors never get wasted
These are the ones appearing right before your eyes
Go to the rainbow! Rainbow Girls
Have you ever met any girl who wears a belt around her neck?
Takayuki Miyauchi, please listen!
Total English please! Understand?!
Of course, you know, I have parodied your song
So many times, none have been officially
To be your first English-langauge single
I waited too long for that, I want to see that happen!
[music stops]
Takayuki Miyauchi (spoken): "Blessranger! Have you been waiting for too many years for me to come over to the USA, just to make you my English-lyrical adaptation songwriter? I was like, I bet you can make English-lyrical adaptations of some of my songs too. Since such a thing as the Takayuki Miyauchi English Song Collection hasn't existed yet. Feel free to make that happen. AM I RIGHT?!"
[music resumes]
Enough said, Takayuki Miyauchi, I'd like to see you in person for the first time!
Takayuki Miyauchi!
I'd like you to come over to my house
Helen (spoken): "What are you doing, Blessranger?!"
Blessranger (spoken): "I just wanted to see Takayuki Miyauchi in person. He'll be coming over to our country!"
Lydia (spoken): "All of Takayuki Miyauchi's songs are Japanese language... and you're constantly begging him to make at least one English-language song in his singing career?"
Kenny (spoken): "He might retire in a few years."
Brenda (spoken): "No, he isn't!"
Jayne (spoken): "Are you sure you wanted to find a way to Takayuki Miyauchi to English-dub any of his songs?"
Blessranger (spoken): "Yes, yes. That's a possibility!"
Takayuki Miyauchi (spoken): "Attention all Americans! Please make the TAKAYUKI MIYAUCHI ENGLISH SONG COLLECTION happening! Lure me to every single record company in the U.S.A. and I will be there! Don't resist!"
The Rainbow Girls (2024 incarnation), created by Blessranger Red Fire - Helen Delfuego Blue Ice - Lydia Ghiaccio Pink Wind - Kendra "Kenny" Dabayl Yellow Earth - Brenda Garner Green Thunder - Jayne Raikou Bronze Metallic - Laverne Kim (madame not appearing in the song, though)
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Really really good. Much better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies (aka bobpiecheese) writes. Probably Agrimorfee will stick his beak in sticking up for TCOP.
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