Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Kill The Dogs!"

Original Song Title:

"Nagareboshi Gin"

Original Performer:

Takayuki Miyauchi

Parody Song Title:

"Kill The Dogs!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

In some places, dog fighting would get you (even Michael Vick) nowhere... unless there are "homing dogs", which can read your mind like you don't know them and can destroy you for good!
One day in the 'burbs
Walking down the street
Something stands in your way on the sidewalk
It's smaller than your size
Not a cat or bird
It looks like you're part of the prey that it can stalk

Kill the dog! Kill the dog!
If it runs toward you, you're dead!
But it doesn't know you, now that you have to carry your gun with you!
Kill chihuahuas! Kill weimaraners!
They act like homing missiles too!
Seriously, so you tried to really think... dogs don't have eyes!

Out of their leashes
Over their fences
Coming out of nowhere, as they go on their own
No gates to protect them
Nowhere to run but hide
You're a locked-on target and you are not alone

Kill the dogs! Kill the dogs!
If they come close to you, you're dead!
Though they don't know you, don't back off but carry that machete with you!
Kill those stupid gold retrievers!
And those doberman pinschers too!
It just seems that you are fighting for your life... just like Michael Vick!

Kill the dogs! Kill the dogs!
If they run toward you, you're dead!
But they didn't know you, now that you have to carry your gun with you!
Kill the huskies! And salukis!
They track you down like you're no good!
One of these days, you'll try to make a wish that... dogs don't have eyes!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 8
 8
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Animal Luver - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Dude, another hateful song- this time against dogs. You are going to be reported as a troll.
wildcard - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
what?
agrimorfee - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Animal Luver, you don't know TSB all that well obviously...
Animal Luver - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Apparently, judging by the ratings, the majority do. YOU are the exception, not the rule in this case.
evil wildcard - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
( ships mind reading dog that can destroy to Animal Luve r)
? - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Better than anything by Max Power though
8ball - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
A dog of a song ;-D
Dog Lover - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
So funny... 111 Damnations for you!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/takayukimiyauchi11.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 456