-> "Kill The Dogs!"
Original Song Title:
"Nagareboshi Gin"
Parody Song Title:
"Kill The Dogs!"
The Lyrics
One day in the 'burbs
Walking down the street
Something stands in your way on the sidewalk
It's smaller than your size
Not a cat or bird
It looks like you're part of the prey that it can stalk
Kill the dog! Kill the dog!
If it runs toward you, you're dead!
But it doesn't know you, now that you have to carry your gun with you!
Kill chihuahuas! Kill weimaraners!
They act like homing missiles too!
Seriously, so you tried to really think... dogs don't have eyes!
Out of their leashes
Over their fences
Coming out of nowhere, as they go on their own
No gates to protect them
Nowhere to run but hide
You're a locked-on target and you are not alone
Kill the dogs! Kill the dogs!
If they come close to you, you're dead!
Though they don't know you, don't back off but carry that machete with you!
Kill those stupid gold retrievers!
And those doberman pinschers too!
It just seems that you are fighting for your life... just like Michael Vick!
Kill the dogs! Kill the dogs!
If they run toward you, you're dead!
But they didn't know you, now that you have to carry your gun with you!
Kill the huskies! And salukis!
They track you down like you're no good!
One of these days, you'll try to make a wish that... dogs don't have eyes!
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