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Song Parodies -> "Mister Fix It"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Fix It"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child Jin

The Lyrics

Don't we all just love do-it-yourselfers? LOL! ;-D
If something is down but you don’t need to be down
there is only one man to call when it’s on the fritz,
Mister fix it.

The one who wears coveralls, jeans with straps,
that aren’t too small, perfect fits,
Mister fix it.

Flooded the house trying to be a plumber,
He’s got the I.Q. of your average plunger. (that or dumber!)

Cement mix and paint pails with yard sticks
and smashed thumbnails he got no wits,
Mister fix it.

Have you seen this carpenter, keep falling off his ladder?
Or how he is such a goof, always falling off the roof?
Hard hats and screwdrivers, claw hammers and locking pliers
Wasting every dime, taking twice as much time.

If something is down but you don’t need to be down
there is only one man to call when it’s on the fritz,
Mister fix it.

The one who wears coveralls, jeans with straps,
that aren’t too small, perfect fits,
Mister fix it.

He claims to be the number one do-it-yourselfer
Trying hard to be just like Bob Vila. (still a home-wrecker!)

Cement mix and paint pails with yard sticks
and smashed thumbnails he got no wits,
Mister fix it.

(Assorted hand and power tools working...)

Blew out every light in the house when we turned a lamp on. (electric surge & bulb exploding sounds)
His sprinkler system killed all the grass in the front lawn (what a moron!)

If something is down but you don’t need to be down
Just don’t call him or you’ll go straight to the money pit
Mister fix it.
Mister fix it.
Mister fix it.
Mister fix it.
Like my "handy-work" drop me a comment... ;-)

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adagio - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I love that song and this is the perfect parody for it. I'm sure we have all known guys who claim to be a 'Mr Fix It' but they're perfect only in their own mind. : )
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody was well constructed
Wild Child Jin - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks adagio & Phil Nelson! :-) This is and was a very tough song to rewrite parody lyrics to. I believe it took me almost 3 hours to get this together. Whew!

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