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Song Parodies -> "RIP Hotel"

Original Song Title:

"Tom's Diner"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"RIP Hotel"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

One hotel you might not want to consider when you make your next travel arrangements! LOL! :-D
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (x6)

I am sitting
In the lobby
In the hotel
On the corner

I am reading
A free matchbook
That says open
In case of fire

I put it in
My briefcase
And before
I get it closed

I see someone
At the front desk
Just waiting
To check in

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

“It is always
Nice to serve you”
Says the clerk
Behind the front desk

To the person
At the front desk
He is stacking
His own luggage

And I turn
And follow him
As they are saying
Their goodbyes

I make that like
I don’t see him
And instead
I read a book

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

This man
Calls the elevator
He’s waiting for
It to come down

And the bell rings
The door’s open
But instead
There is no car

He’s in a hurry
So he inadvertently
Steps in
And falls down the shaft

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

There’s a woman
In room 1333
Getting ready
To watch some TV

No she does not
Really see much
Cause the TV
Gets bad reception

And she’s reading
Her TV guide
Then she heads
Toward the TV
And when she
Turns on the television
She is electrocuted
By the set

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Oh, this rain
Keeps on pouring
As the ceiling
Keeps on leaking

On the top
Floor of RIP Hotel
They check in but
They don’t check out

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (Repeat and fade….)
Check in then sign the guest registry with some V's and C's :-)

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