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Song Parodies -> "She's Dr. Laura"

Original Song Title:

"My Name is Luca"

Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"She's Dr. Laura"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

She's Dr. Laura -
I hear her on the radio.
I live a block from you -
I'm fed up with that lady - o!
I hear her blaring every day -
I can hear it a mile away.
Have you something to convey?
Do we rub you the wrong way?
Or is it just 'cause were gay?

Maybe I'm too irritable -
I don't mean to be a pest.
Maybe it's because I'm liberal -
But I don't want her whiningfest!
When she opines she makes you cry.
Just hear her voice and tell us "why?".
She's a personality -
With a low mentality -
With no sense of reality.

I think she's full of poo -
Her foot is in her mouth again.
And if she asks you why you're gay -
It's not her business anyway!
I wish you'd turn the volume down -
'Fore something's broken, something's thrown.
What did we do to get your goat?
We didn't mean to rock the boat.
Just don't ram it down our throat!

She's Dr. Laura -
And she aint gonna go away.
She makes more money acting stupid -
Than we ever do for working all day!
If she's on TV late at night -
It's hard to sleep without a light.
Doctor Laura is her name!
No credentials to her name.
Makes good money just the same.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 24

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   11
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   11

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Yoidy - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Dr. Laura sucks - and not in a good way.
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
bullseye !
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I think she gave herself a lobotomy. What Alvin said.
AFW - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Good war a'gainst Laura
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Someone in Orange County was arrested for playing the radio loud enough for the neighborhood to hear whenever Laura Schlessinger was on. Thank you Yoidy, AFW, John Barry and Alvin Rhodes.
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Introduce her to Dr Phil and there's 2 problems solved - nice job on a tricky OS, 2Eagle - 555
2Eagle - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I wish the trolls who keep giving us ones would identify themselves.
59Eagle - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, it appears that several trolls have hit this one...perhaps they don't like Dr. Laura. Still, that's no reason to bombard a parody with low votes. Here I give you a 555 because it's well paced.
2Eagle - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
No, the trolls must be her ditto heads defending her - there are a lot of them.
ladyTrollCakes - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I do listen to 1-800-DrLaura on occasion. I'll admitt that her style is somewhat 'rambo' on men who dessert their families, and women who refuse to please their husbands, but I'm glad to see that her opinion can still be heard on the radio. Not like what they did to Mr Bernie WARD at ~KGO~.
59Eagle - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh yes, this parody opposes Dr. L. I'm pretty neutral about her, but you express your opinion well. Still, I gave you 555's.
CowPattyHearst - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Menopause hormone therapy? Dr. Laura sounds more like a chronic case of PMS.
Hu's On First - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! I think we're going to see more Dr. Laura parodies soon, what with her recent outburst. I myself submitted one:
2Eagle - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Hu. How I miss Barbara DeAngelis.

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