Song Parodies -> Lupin
| Original Song Title: | "Luka" |
| Original Performer: | Suzanne Vega |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lupin" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN. If you haven't read the book, and you're planning on reading it, skip the song for now.
My name is Lupin
I teach on the second floor
I was on the train with you
That is where you've seen me before
If there's a full moon out tonight
I'll drink Snape's potion and stay out of sight
If you ask me where I was
I'll say I was sick because
Don't want dads to make a fuss
You ask what's inside this closet
Something to help teach Dark Arts
When the closet doors are opened
You'll be facing a bogart
Picture your fear, in hat and dress
Now point your wand, "RIDDIKULUS!"
It won't scare you anymore
Think of Snape and what he wore
You'll be laughing on the floor
Yes I think I'm okay
I changed into a wolf again
You'll have to save Black on your own
Or he'll end up back in Azkaban
If you don't think he did the crime
Hermione will take you back in time
Conjure up a patronus
Take the 'Griff to Sirius
Leave Dementors in the dust
My name is Lupin
I teach on the second floor
I was on the train with you
That is where you've seen me before
If there's a full moon out tonight
I'll drink Snape's potion and stay out of sight
If you ask me where I was
I'll say I was sick because
Don't want dads to make a fuss
I teach on the second floor
I was on the train with you
That is where you've seen me before
If there's a full moon out tonight
I'll drink Snape's potion and stay out of sight
If you ask me where I was
I'll say I was sick because
Don't want dads to make a fuss
You ask what's inside this closet
Something to help teach Dark Arts
When the closet doors are opened
You'll be facing a bogart
Picture your fear, in hat and dress
Now point your wand, "RIDDIKULUS!"
It won't scare you anymore
Think of Snape and what he wore
You'll be laughing on the floor
Yes I think I'm okay
I changed into a wolf again
You'll have to save Black on your own
Or he'll end up back in Azkaban
If you don't think he did the crime
Hermione will take you back in time
Conjure up a patronus
Take the 'Griff to Sirius
Leave Dementors in the dust
My name is Lupin
I teach on the second floor
I was on the train with you
That is where you've seen me before
If there's a full moon out tonight
I'll drink Snape's potion and stay out of sight
If you ask me where I was
I'll say I was sick because
Don't want dads to make a fuss
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Oh Jeff! Lupin is my FAVORITE!! This is great! 5s...
Oh Jeff! Book 3 is my FAVORITE!! This is fan-frickity-tastic!
Funny - I was thinking there hadn't been any Lupin parodies, and have started one myself, but you beat me to the off...
Thank you Arwen, Ash, and Phil! I know Arwen has a Lupin parody up here as well.
LOL on your adjective choice, Miss Kicksass.
Su-weet!
still cannot get into the fantasy novel thing, Jeff - but it makes sense on trust - like a weird dream - 555
*pause* Well, a very different take of representing the second trimester toting about a foetus, but nonetheless enjoyable!
Thanks Ag, Stu, and Jake (Jake...that was great!)
Brilliant!
In the famous words of Ronald Weasley, "That was BLOODY BRILLIANT." And so I wave my wand toward this to give 5,5,5. Thank you Jeff for letting me discover your fun song.
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