Song Parodies -> Puka
| Original Song Title: | "Luka" |
| Original Performer: | Suzanne Vega |
| Parody Song Title: | "Puka" |
| Parody Written by: | dobbs |
JMJ This is the obvious parody. BTW if you don't get "southend", look at the human body: if the head is the northend...
My name is Puka
I just threw up on the floor
Don't complain I could have thrown up on you
You act like you ain't seen it before
Could have been the soft southend surprise
Could have been the raisin bread had some flies
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
I'll act like I don't mind
Your suicide sausage links
Or your rotten roadkill recipe
Or your thrice-spoiled milk you gave me to drink
Now I'm not one to bitch 'bout the meal
Or your furry fries or your veteran veal
Just don't offer anymore
Just don't offer anymore
Just don't offer anymore
I tried your old oysters
I drank some of your Rubbish Rosee
But it doesn't matter now what you say
It's not your vomit now anyway
I don't want to seem ungrateful for this, nice try
But next time, I think I'd rather starve and die
Just don't ask me anymore
Just don't ask me anymore
Just don't ask me anymore
I just threw up on the floor
Don't complain I could have thrown up on you
You act like you ain't seen it before
Could have been the soft southend surprise
Could have been the raisin bread had some flies
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
I'll act like I don't mind
Your suicide sausage links
Or your rotten roadkill recipe
Or your thrice-spoiled milk you gave me to drink
Now I'm not one to bitch 'bout the meal
Or your furry fries or your veteran veal
Just don't offer anymore
Just don't offer anymore
Just don't offer anymore
I tried your old oysters
I drank some of your Rubbish Rosee
But it doesn't matter now what you say
It's not your vomit now anyway
I don't want to seem ungrateful for this, nice try
But next time, I think I'd rather starve and die
Just don't ask me anymore
Just don't ask me anymore
Just don't ask me anymore
I gues the "southend" explanation should have been saved for a "bottom" comment.
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dobbs--watch out eating too much malitol, a sugar substitute--it might not make you puke, but it will do a number on you; just a whacky little comment to let you know I read your parody, take care
JMJ Thanks for the advice, Royce. After that meal, I need all the intestinal stability I can find.
I thought this was pretty good Doobs, certainly kicked 'sothend' outta Vega's catatonic dirge!
dobbs
Uh, that would be "dobbs", Peregrin.
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