Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Aoid"

Original Song Title:

"Luka"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"Aoid"

Parody Written by:

Winnie the Poo

The Lyrics

My name is Aoid
Although poo's what I abhore
I wash my hair with poo
Yes, I stink like feces galore

If you smell something late at night
Some kind of rotten smell kind of like shite

Just don't ask how brown it was
Just don't ask how brown it was
Just don't ask how brown it was

I think it's because I'm stupid
I can't write a parody
Maybe it's because I'm lazy
I'm afraid of poop and pee

If you write "shit" you'll make me cry
And I'll vote 1's and hope you die

You see it's poo that I abhore
You see it's poo that I abhore
You see it's poo that I abhore

Yes I think my butt's clean
I wiped it with Tucks-Pads again
Well, if you ask, that's what I'll say
It's not your business anyway

I guess I'd like to be alone
While eating poo here, on my throne

Just don't ask how old I am
Just don't ask how old I am
Just don't ask how old I am

My name is Aoid
I am so afraid of poo
If you post parodies
About poo I will punish you

You're all more talented than me
I'm not
Smart
E-nough
To write pa-ro-dies

So instead, I'll punish you
So instead, I'll punish you
Yes, instead, I'll, punish you

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 3
 3
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   2
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 1
 
 5   5
 4
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

who cares about my name - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Winnie the Poo---that's a good one!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I am with Aoid, everybody. I just can't see the humor in anal excrement.
somebody - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Neither can I.
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Something tells me that YWN is aoid...
Your Worst Nightmare - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
No, Mac, I swear that I am not aoid. I am surprised that aoid hasn't commented on this song.
Your Best Daystallion - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Winnie winnie neigh neigh!
cj129 - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ha! this rocks!
Director of Insane Activities - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This song parody is very good, I give it a perfect score.
Poopie Longstocking - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like I stumbled on the aoid fan club!
i aint sayin - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
PP Longstocking, would you please shut the (blank) up?
haha - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
"Your Best Daystallion" and "cj129" and "Director" and "Poopie Longsocking" are all the same person, who in the past has lurked under different pen names. He/she/it/banjo is weird.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/suzannevega13.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 473