My name is Aoid
Although poo's what I abhore
I wash my hair with poo
Yes, I stink like feces galore

If you smell something late at night
Some kind of rotten smell kind of like shite

Just don't ask how brown it was
Just don't ask how brown it was
Just don't ask how brown it was

I think it's because I'm stupid
I can't write a parody
Maybe it's because I'm lazy
I'm afraid of poop and pee

If you write "shit" you'll make me cry
And I'll vote 1's and hope you die

You see it's poo that I abhore
You see it's poo that I abhore
You see it's poo that I abhore

Yes I think my butt's clean
I wiped it with Tucks-Pads again
Well, if you ask, that's what I'll say
It's not your business anyway

I guess I'd like to be alone
While eating poo here, on my throne

Just don't ask how old I am
Just don't ask how old I am
Just don't ask how old I am

My name is Aoid
I am so afraid of poo
If you post parodies
About poo I will punish you

You're all more talented than me
I'm not
Smart
E-nough
To write pa-ro-dies

So instead, I'll punish you
So instead, I'll punish you
Yes, instead, I'll, punish you