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Song Parodies -> "I Will Be Kaiser"

Original Song Title:

"Eye Of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Be Kaiser"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

German police just arrested 25 people who were reportedly planning to overthrow the government and replace it with a monarchy. The plot’s alleged ringleader was an elderly, eccentric nobleman named Heinrich XIII Prince Reuss.
Ja, I’m old, but I’m not done
Got a plan, got my minions
We’ll end democracy, it’s gonna be fun
Just one man on the throne, so sublime

This modern world, it’s changing too fast
So many wish to go backwards
We will restore Deutschland’s glorious past
Under me, be prepared for my rise

Because, I will be Kaiser when we bring back the Reich
If you hope for democracy’s survival
Then your last dreams will vanish like a thief in the night
Because soon we will win and then I will be Kaiser

You might think that it’s a crime
You might think we’re extremists
Don’t call us Nazis; they were after our time
1890, now that’s more our style

Listen, I will be Kaiser when we bring back the Reich
There’s no hope for democracy’s survival
‘Cause your last dreams will vanish like a thief in the night
Because soon we will win and then I will be Kaiser

Parliament, let’s give them a gift*
Only a matter of time now
Hey! Don’t arrest us—oh this makes me so miffed
Now a jail cell’s my palace for good

Aww man, I won’t be Kaiser, we won’t bring back the Reich
Guess that means that we really weren’t survivors
Now our last dreams have vanished like a thief in the night
‘Cause the state won and and that means now I can’t be Kaiser
* “Gift” is the German word for poison.

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