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Song Parodies -> "Putin Warmonger"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Putin Warmonger"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Self-explanatory
Armin' up, petro-dollars compete
It's his time, his advances
Crossing borders, knows the West is so weak
Just Putin and his will to divide
He knows FSU didn't last
Arms and space race... lost glory
Can't keep living with the dreams of the past
A Greater Russia is the vision he provides

It's Putin Warmonger
With the world to ignite
Rising up to the challenge of NATO
East Ukraine a reminder
More Ethnic Russians to incite
He watched Crimea fall
Da! Putin the Warmonger

No escape, Reds won't be beat
Stayin' tough, sendin' weapons
He risks the odds, sends SPAAG* heat
Just to kill, MH17 denies...

It's Putin Warmonger
With the world to ignite
Rising up to the challenge of NATO
East Ukraine a reminder
More Ethnic Russians to incite
He watched Crimea fall
Da! Putin the Warmonger

Mountin' up, sanctions won't stop
He has the guts, wants the glory
Border distance, arms flow's not gonna stop
Has a plan and the will to deny

[What falls out of the sky]

It's Putin Warmonger
With the world to ignite
Rising up to the challenge of NATO
East Ukraine a reminder
More Ethnic Russians to incite
He watched Crimea fall
Da! Putin the Warmonger

Putin Warmonger
Putin Warmonger
Putin Warmonger
Putin Warmonger
* Self-Propelled Anti-Aircraft Gun (applies to armored mobile AA missile systems too). MLRS is a different system for ground bombardment.

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Patrick - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
We live in interesting times. Putin is a no-good SOB, but his popularity ratings in the US are still higher than Obama's.
Jonathan - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Fools Russian The Proof Is In The Putin 455
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thnks guys! Putin as bad as he is still does not want to revive the USSR; instead, he seeks a more modern Greater Russia to challenge NATO and restore Russia's military back to Superpower status. To this end he is willing to play diplomatic games with the West and compromise a little, but still cheats on nuclear weapon reductions and also is rebuilding Russia's armed forces as funds become available through energy supply lines to Europe. Russia has state-of-the-art aircraft, missile systems, heavy firepower, lots of upgraded armor, excellent firearms, and better training than in the old days of 5 yr plans. However, the crisis in E Ukraine is really not his fault b/c it is internal. If the ethnic Russians there want to be annexed or form new pro-Russian republics in the East, then Kiev will have to deal with that. Western nations supply Ukriane with weapons and play games with Putin over NATO membership while encroaching militarily to within Russia's borders which is intolerable for any Russian leader. So Putin supplies the rebels with whatever it takes to push Ukrainian forces back on land and in the air. It is unfortunate that the airliner was hit by the BuK but no way to identify the high-flying target. Separatists got training and had shot down many aircraft and rotorcraft before and after the MH17 disaster. Putin did not order a civvy airliner shot down and if there were any real controversy could had ordered the separatists to send the black boxes to Moscow. Russia could at anytime cross the border in force to push back Ukrainian forces or even secure the crash site... but it won't do that for the West that Putin views from the Russian POV as imperialist aggressors. That's not really our problem. Obama would be foolish to declare war on Russia when losing against Islamic insurgents/Taliban/Iranian fighters/ISIS in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya and failing to hit Syria over Sarin use, even after Assad crossed that Red Line defiantly. Sad, but true. With downsizing and sequestration the US Armed Forces are being castrated from within.

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