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Song Parodies -> "Gall of Mike Tyson"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Gall of Mike Tyson"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

A boxing-and-Sarah-Palin-themed parody of a boxing-themed OS. For those who haven't heard about it yet, Mike Tyson is in hot water again after making obscene sexual comments about Sarah Palin.
Tyson's back, back in the ring
But he knocked just himself out
He said Palin needed sex with more zing
Just a "womb-shifting" "black stallion", yow!

Tyson says he envied Glen Rice
'Cause he allegedly did her
Now if Tyson wants something he can do that'd be nice
Maybe he should dunk his thing in lye

It's the gall of Mike Tyson
Things he said, so obscene
Would you want him to say that 'bout your daughter
And I hope you'd think twice
Before you'd say things so mean
As what we heard coming from the gall of Mike Tyson

Iron Mike's feeling the heat
He got a little too horny
Such graphic violent depictions aren't beat
By the worst from ol' Hefner or Flynt

It's the gall of Mike Tyson
Things he said, so obscene
Would you want him to say that 'bout your wife, son?
And I hope you'd think twice
Before you'd say things so mean
As what we heard coming from the gall of Mike Tyson

Tyson, says, when she's in bed
Sarah's guts he'd [censored]
Then he'd [censored] [censored] [censored] her head
You know Mike once was guilty of rape

It's the gall of Mike Tyson
Things he said, so obscene
Would you want him to say that 'bout your wife, son?
And I hope you'd think twice
Before you'd say things so mean
As what we heard coming from the gall of Mike Tyson

The gall of Mike Tyson
The gall of Mike Tyson
The gall of Mike Tyson

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Old Man Ribber - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Hu - Tyson may be in for a "Rocky" time with this one! Great idea, fine parody, ;D

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