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Song Parodies -> "Mouth of a Great White"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Mouth of a Great White"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

One of my favourite films Jaws gets a parody. Quints death was gruesome but he did put up a fight considering the task he had to stay alive. He had to survive so Survivor is a good choice song for it.
Watching Quint fight for his life
Killing Jaws, on the Orca
Went some distance, and my god did he bleed
Just a man trying hard to survive

He’s stabbing back, but he bleeds too fast
Jaws bites with teeth - king of the sea
He’s got a grip and your life’s fading fast
Quint must fight just to keep him alive

In the mouth of a Great White, Quint will put up a fight
Even though he’s got the odds stacked against him
Those Cretaceous survivors can give you a real bite
And he’s screaming his all in the mouth of a Great White

Quints a mess, a slab of meat
Though he’s tough, Jaws is hungry
Brody’s at odds, as he’s got a front seat
He just stares wont help Quint to survive

In the mouth of a Great White, huge incisors to bite
Quints last stand theirs no help on the horizon
He’s a huge 3-ton monster eating Irish tonight
And he’s eating you all in the mouth of a Great White

Giving up, poor Quint has lost
Blood and guts, death was gory
Fifteen seconds, then his heart sure did stop
Theirs no chance that a man can survive

In the mouth of a Great White, Quint put up a real fight
Rising up to the challenge of his rival
But fifteen seconds later Jaws gave him a real bite
But he couldn’t last long in the mouth of a Great White

In a mouth of a Great White (repeats out)...

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Christie Marie M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to Jaws, Gari!! I also enjoyed the Jaws ride on Universal Studios as well (except for being close to the fire)! Man against shark! Unfortunately for him, the Great White won the battle, like Moby Dick killed Ahab! 555's!
Tommy Turtle - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank goodness Great Whites prefer cold water, and turtles, warm ... the many sharks with which I've dived have been quite amiable.

Overblown movie that frightened peeps unrealistically -- you have a much better chance of being killed by a bee sting or a lightning strike than by a shark -- but a fine write. 555.
Gari J - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie yes the great white won unfortunately for quint. In the film made me laugh even if he prised the Sharks mouth open he would die from his wounds so the shark did him a favour with a quick death LOL TT. I sure that Tiger sharks have a thing for turtles so, your safe from the Great White not that they wouldn't bite a turtle on the ass if they ever saw one :D. True the film was unrealistic by todays knowledge but what Mr Spielberg did so great was play on that lack of understanding about sharks and used it to create suspense and fear which is why the film was the first to gross $100 mill at the Box office. Thanks for the fives and swim safe and avoid sharks LOL
Doc M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this. It's a very cool song. 555! Jaws is my second favourite speilberg film, my first one is Jurassic Park. And I went on both those rides at Universal Studios and loved them. This is one parody I can sink my teeth into- no pun intended.
blackjack21 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job on this Gari J. Good flow and good OS for shark-o-dy. People are STILL afraid of the ocean because of this movie.
Gari J - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Doc for the v/c speilberg is one great director not my personal fave but he's up there with the best of them. Cheers blackjack21 yes people do fear water cos of sharks but like TT said thiers very little chance of it, but would swim in shark infested waters hmmm.
LadyNorCAL - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
in PetaLuma, NorCAL, they have "Great White" on tap . . . a smooooth Bier !

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