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Song Parodies -> "Come On You Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come On You Tart"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

This song is about two couples who have boyfriends who are softies, it's the girls who actually stand up for the relationship. The girls fight like mad while the Men stand idle, the song says dont be such a wimp and get stuck in.
Two girls collide – rival lovers
It’s a girl on girl smash – must be sexual tension
Standing watching how do we cope – which girls neck will it break?
Seems like my girlfriends got yours on the ropes
Does the cow understand?
Does the beast in the vest, think she is a man
Can any woman stand – alone?

Oh come on you tart – have a blood quench thirst
theirs a quest for bragging, to say I kicked your ass
This is quite a fight – these girls do not tire
The girls play their part – they’ve the eye of the tiger

Now they go for the throat – they won’t surrender
Though their boyfriends say stop – their girlfriends cry – never
Boys find your balls, between your legs’ah
Knows it should’ve been you, it’s the
Ladies kicking ass you’re not –
Do you need to take pills, get stuck in and attack
For the passion and thrills
Make victory all yours go one.

Oh come on you tart – get the first damn punch in
Though the girls keep scratching, punching requires a man
So get in and fight – show the girls your fire
Rip her man apart – It’s a couple’s fight yeah

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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Andria - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a very action-packed read, Gari, and I'll have to hit you with some 5s.
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like a new sport 'UTFC" - Ultimate Tart Fighting Championship!!! Funny!!!
Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Gari, how have you been? Long time no see. Now talk about a chick fight! At first I was going to make a connection to your song to the time of the Era of the Feminist Movement, but I wasn't sure about whether or not it was the case, because it takes me back to the time of Women's Lib class where women fight against male domination or to try to prove they are as strong as men are. I was also thinking about female fighters in video games as well, such as World Heroes, Street Fighter series, etc. I have never heard this OS in ages and I forgotten how great this song was. I echo Andria and Mark as well. I'll also have to hit you with some 5's!
Gari J - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you all I've been hit with a few fives now my arm is starting to hurt LOL. Thanks Andria glad you liked the action in it LMAO M Scotti I guess if that happens this is the theme song for the that sport Hi Chritie Marie M I've been good starting to get back to parodies, well next time you feel in a fighting mood read this song how you been.

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