-> "The Irate Chihuahua"
Original Song Title:
"The Eye Of The Tiger"
Parody Song Title:
"The Irate Chihuahua"
WOW WOW WOW
WOW WOW WOOOOW
Devil pup, showin’ his teeth
On the lap, of his master
Went to pet him, and to my disbelief
I saw fangs and looked death in the eyes
I turned to run, he was right on my heels
Didn’t make it to the doorway
And when I slipped he went straight for the kill
My pant legs had seen their demise
It’s the Irate Chihuahua, with incisors to bite
Latching on to the tendons in my ankle
And this canine that rankles mauls my leg with such might
That I’m panting for help with this Irate Chihuahua
Threads to shreads, out with inseams
Fabric flies, in a flurry
I wish to God it was all just a dream
As I’m mauled by the smallest canine
Biting up, straight for my crotch
Not my nuts! Not my pee pee!
When his owner, who could no longer watch
Pulled him off rescuing my bloodline
The Irate Chihuahua (repeats out)…
RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUUUUFF
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