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Song Parodies -> "The Irate Chihuahua"

Original Song Title:

"The Eye Of The Tiger"

Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"The Irate Chihuahua"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

BOW
WOW WOW WOW
WOW WOW WOOOOW


Devil pup, showin’ his teeth
On the lap, of his master
Went to pet him, and to my disbelief
I saw fangs and looked death in the eyes

I turned to run, he was right on my heels
Didn’t make it to the doorway
And when I slipped he went straight for the kill
My pant legs had seen their demise


Chorus:
It’s the Irate Chihuahua, with incisors to bite
Latching on to the tendons in my ankle
And this canine that rankles mauls my leg with such might
That I’m panting for help with this Irate Chihuahua


Threads to shreads, out with inseams
Fabric flies, in a flurry
I wish to God it was all just a dream
As I’m mauled by the smallest canine

Chorus:

Biting up, straight for my crotch
Not my nuts! Not my pee pee!
When his owner, who could no longer watch
Pulled him off rescuing my bloodline


Chorus:

The Irate Chihuahua (repeats out)…


RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUUUUFF

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McKludge - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha! This parody deserves an accompianing video. Some alterations in the choruses, could have made this outstanding.
Meriadoc - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You should record this.
Peregrin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This is great, Lionel: "I saw fangs and looked death in the eyes". Ha! Not being much of a dog fan, I can relate, real OR imagined. You know what a lot of dog owners say: "Oh, he's just being playful" (as he rips your nuts off...) ;-p
LittlePupCakes - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, Lion, I loved this one! It makes me chuckle! Yeah, I own a Scotty . . . . She only 'nabs' other K9's, but she's hostle and growls, bears fierce teeth, if she perceives that in troubled water I be!
AFW - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good work...if you stopped at a competitor, this could have been the Taco Bell mutt.

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