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Song Parodies -> "Head of the Turtle"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Head of the Turtle"

Parody Written by:

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go

The Lyrics

Because everyone has been caught short while nowhere near a toilet!
Running fast on down the street
Got no time, taking chances
Quite a distance
Now I'm dead on my feet
Just a man and I need to unload

Caught unaware, it happened too fast
If I don't hurry it'll get gory
Don't lose sight that you must get there quite fast
You must fight just to keep it inside

It's the head of the turtle
It's the need of a s***e
And I'll waste no time on arrival
And I think I will make it
Will not give up the fight
It's unfortunate I'm suffering
Head of the turtle

Desperate but I'm still on the street
Hangin' tough, stayin' focused
Touching cloth
I won't accept defeat
But it feels though my pants are alive

It's the head of the turtle
It's the need of a s***e
And I'll waste no time on arrival
And I think I will make it
Will not give up the fight
It's unfortunate I'm suffering
Head of the turtle

Runnin' in straight to the bog
Drop my guts, violent vapour
Went the distance
Now I'm not gonna stop
Just a minute there is no paper!

It's the head of the turtle
It's the need of a s***e
And I'll waste no time on arrival
And I think I will make it
Will not give up the fight
It's unfortunate I'm suffering
Head of the turtle

The head of the turtle (repeat to fade)

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Phil Alexander - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Must admit "Head of the Turtle" is not a metaphor I've come across before, but it does generate the sort of mental image I'd rather not contemplate right now ;-) Ah, ain't scatological parodies wonderful?
Rick D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
isn't that "turdle?"
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Urgh! I..um...I thought it was a metaphor for something else. Must be me. If I'm confused, then it doesn't work for me.
Kristian - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
gotta luv dat turtle

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