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Song Parodies -> "Heart of the Cards"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Survivor
Parody Song Title:
"Heart of the Cards"
Parody Written by:
Shadow
The Lyrics
well, here's one i used to make fun of yugi-oh. I always thought that the heart of the cards was always cheating, as it was the exact card that they needed.
Risin' up, you know his name,
One a lot, took his chances,
With his puzzle he's the new king of games,
Just a boy winning games to survive,
So many times, those bad guys were fast,
He has such passion to save us,
Regain grip on memories from the past,
He will fight to keep us alive!
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
Face to face, Out in the Duel,
Life points are 8 thousand?
A shadow game is what will break all the rules,
For the win, he must sin, to save us!
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
Risin' up, straight to the top,
Has the guts, wants no glory,
Tried to save us, now he's not gonna' stop,
Just a kid and his cards to save us,
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
One a lot, took his chances,
With his puzzle he's the new king of games,
Just a boy winning games to survive,
So many times, those bad guys were fast,
He has such passion to save us,
Regain grip on memories from the past,
He will fight to keep us alive!
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
Face to face, Out in the Duel,
Life points are 8 thousand?
A shadow game is what will break all the rules,
For the win, he must sin, to save us!
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
Risin' up, straight to the top,
Has the guts, wants no glory,
Tried to save us, now he's not gonna' stop,
Just a kid and his cards to save us,
It's the heart of the cards,
It's a cheating device,
Helping him get cards he needs to beat bad guys,
And the last time he did win,
was with a bunch of dice,
And he wins with the heart,
of the cards,
the part in the verse that talks about dice is referring to the dungeon dice escapade of yugi-oh, where he discovered the heart of the dice...
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Pull the card out of the ass.
yugioh kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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