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Song Parodies -> "Burning Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Burning Fart"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Tossing a lit match at the theme song of "Rocky IV" ...
Chewed hurl provides
Bile inflation

Spits a flammable gas
Venting rear-gust-ulations

Vainly we hope a wind will blow

But he ate so much steak
Seems we're breathin' what he can't control

Then the crowd hears a man,
Shouting, "He's got a match!"

A spark, and, then WHAM!

In conflagration-blast, we glow ---

In the BURNING FART
Gusted out his ass!

Air's a flaming rancid cloud of stenchable gas!

In the darkest night --- butt-stink flame-supplier!
It's the burning fart's, blue unmistakeable fire!

It's the BURNING FART!

( --- brief instrumental --- )

Week-end warriors blow, bare bold butt-enders!
When their buddies say "Stop!"
They sneer and cry,
"NEVER!"

Deep in the grill, forgotten embers

Molecules of his "fuel"
Hit the char-coal briquets and explode!

It's a chemical thrill
When what's eaten comes back!

There's a flash in the grill

The fire-ball en-gulfs you all ---

In the BURNING FART
With a Mesquite smell!

Air's a flaming rancid cloud of barbecue hell!

Then the Weberâ„¢ melts --- on the patio--Oh!
From the burning fart's, blue unmistakeable glow!

( --- instrumental --- )

It's the BURNING FART
Smells so bad it hurts!

Air's a flaming rancid cloud of 'testinal spurts!

In the darkest night --- high-colonic choir!
It's the burning fart's, blue unmistakeable fire!

It's the BURNING FART
After eight knockwurst!

Air's a flaming rancid cloud of stench undispersed!

In the darkest night --- no flame's leaping higher,
Than the burning fart's, blue unmistakeable fire!

It's the BURNING FART!

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DKTOS? "Burning Heart" temporarily freely available - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Free (low bitrate) MP3 of "Burning Heart" can be found here:

mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/smallworld/id1.html
AFW - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a gas...it blew me away...top fives
alvin rhodes - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
quite the anthem...5s
metvguy - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a good one. fart out loud funny! 555
Matthias - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah... Memories...
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny, that link is coming up 404 so I'll miss all of the syllable matching and pacing that is trademark you, but funny nonethless. Asses of Fives! (Question: What movie title did I parody with that last sentence?)
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
It's the inspirational song of Rocky VIIIIIIIII! Nah, just Rocky VVV
Johnny D - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, alvin, metvguy, Matthias, Red Ant, and Larry.

Red Ant --- I just tested that link and it works okay for me ... sometimes Chucky's comment-software inserts a hyphen character "-" somewhere in the URL which you have to then manually remove after pasting the URL into your browser's address bar.

You can also get to that MP3 by visiting the topic "Rocky parodies" on the Song Parodies section of the inthe00s.com messageboard.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You better watch out Johnny, when Dubya's war budget gets drained you might get drafted as a human flame thrower!!!
Johnny D - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks, Peter! (insert political fart joke here)
Hoof Hearted - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but think it's funny.
Johnny D - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Hoof Hearted.
Moe - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Did you notice that the last commentator's name was a play on words, sort of a name like Bart would ask for when he called up Moe's Tavern?

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