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Song Parodies -> "Lady Godiva"

Original Song Title:

"Eye Of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Lady Godiva"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Everyone knows that Lady Godiva rode around in her birthday suit on a horse, but i'm about to tell you the parts of the story that the history books left out...
Ridin' up, up through the streets
Rode a horse, she was flashin'
Rode some distance, causing stirs through the streets
There's no man who would cover his eyes

The women screamed as she rode on past
The men were throwing a party
She lost her grip and fell off, flat on her ass
She took flight, tried to show no surprise

'Cause she's Lady Godiva, and she wasn't too bright
Tried to ride on a horse with no saddle
And each one of the men who saw her naked that night
They were watching in awe at the sight of Godiva

Place to place, from west to east
She rode buff late 'til early
She turns the heads til their jaws reach their feet
Just one gal and no clothes to provide

Yes she's Lady Godiva, and she's up at sunlight
Just to ride out on horses with no clothes on
Yes it's daft but it seems to give her thrills and delight
As she's riding in nought through the night, our Godiva

Stripping off, bottom to top
Has the guts, but no glory
Went some distance, but she soon had to stop
'Cause the ham was all out of supply

So she went to the market, but she couldn't get served
Said she must wear some clothing or no buying
So she rode into distance while the men stood and perved
But she starved and then died that same night, poor Godiva

It's Lady Godiva
Poor Lady Godiva
Lady Godiva
(Repeat until fade)
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Dumb Ass Kid - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Aargh! The random triple-5 giver strikes again!!!
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, I assure you, it wasn't random. It wasn't even "naked aggression."
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DAK, this parody is excellent!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael - very funny, thanks! Johnny - Thank you very much
Red Ant - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one DAK, and great idea for this OS.
Michael Pacholek - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce Miller did a "Lady Godiva" to "Lady Madonna." Just thought you should know what you're up against... or so to speak.
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, RA and Michael
Dominic L. - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I like your bottom comment, but I disagree. Anyway, great parody! 5's
Dumb Ass Kid - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thought i'd try my hand at a bit of reverse-psychology... thanks
Brady Twins - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim: Aw, man! This song's terrific! We'd give our left nuts just to see Lady Godiva! Jim: What's all these "we" stuff? I'm not giving away my private's part jus to see a naked lady riding on a horse... (sees Lady Godiva running past them in a white stallion) Oh, my schwanstuker! Where's the nearest Surgical Center?! Brady Twins: Three 5's to DAK!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Bradies for that kind but ...er....slightly disturbing comment
Adagio - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Just vaguely remember TOS, but I liked it. 5's
Dumb Ass Kid - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio : )
Charlie Decker - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A natural for the OS...great parody! 5s
Scathe - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but this was creative.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A nice one, DAK.
Peter Andersson - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I have an unfinished parody about miss G laying around somewhere, not fully clad in new words. Some odd lines here, but I liked it anyway.
Phil Alexander - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
One historical note: the reason she (reputedly) rode through town with no clothes on is that she said that the townsfolk were trustworthy and wouldn't look if she did. And (so the story goes), they were, except for the original "peeping Tom". But, here anyway, an amusing story is more important than historical accuracy, wouldn't you say? And the seventh line did make me chortle somewhat ;-)
Jeff Reuben - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM: Funny take on the story, and good choice of OS. This is one of your better songs.
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above
Tim Mayfield - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Here's some drafty 5's.
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DAK, hell of a job on this OS, funny story and possibly the best parody you've made. Excellent work.
Rick C - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well written and funny...555
Melhi - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job!
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) excellent! - that's my favourite of yours so far DAK - great idea and use of the OS title - and some nifty little fictitious details for added amusement
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I always thought her name rhymed with 'receiver' but there you go... finally an OS that I know so I appreciated this one even more. 555
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--pretty funny stuff, DAK...I stumbled a couple of times with pacing...but overall, nice job...=)
Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oh my Godiva, that was great :-)
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay...here we go (inhales)... thank you Charlie, Scathe, Agrimorfee, Peter, Phil, Jeff, Johhny, Tim, Red Ant, Rick, Melhi, Stu, Luke, Arwen and Adam

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