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Song Parodies -> "Holy Diver"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Holy Diver"

Parody Written by:

Wozzyhonk

The Lyrics

Dive
Dive, Dive, Dive
Dive, Dive, Dive
Dive, Dive, Dive

Save
Save, Save, Save
Save, Save, Save
Save, Save, Save

Gettin out, out on the streets
Shout it out, raise the rafters
Done my sermon, done my preachin'

Im your man and Im here 9-5
In my spare time I like to go divin'
It's my passion, not a story
Don't waste you time dreaming 'bout the past
Should you fight just to keep 'em alive

Im the Holy Diver
And Im feelin' so good
Baptism is the challenge to my rivals
And the last known pretender
Walks away in the night
And that's the reason they call me

Holy Diver

Face to face, back on the streets
Hangin' round, stayin' busy
I give 'em the goods, and they take to the streets
Like lambs to the slaughter

Im the Holy Diver
Im feelin' so good
Baptism the challenge for my rivals
And the last known pretender
Walks his path late at night
But he can't touch me at all
'Cause Im.... the Holy Diver

Risin' up, shout to the top
Had the guts, sought no glory
Theres no resistance, and I ain't gonna stop
Im just a man, got a will to survive
Im the Holy Diver

Conversions all night
Baptising the rest of my rivals
And the last known pretender
Walks away in the night
Knowing he can't touch me at all
'Cause I'm the...
Holy Diver

The Holy Diver
The Holy Diver
The Holy Diver
The Holy Diver
The Holy Diver

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Yet Another Dutchman - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not exactly sure what this was about... Heh, it reminds me of that Dio song I saw on South Park: "You guys helped this become a great hit!"
dood - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
this is parody based on "holy diver" and "eye of the tiger" sounding alike, right? but afiak, "eye of the tiger" was released before "holy diver" making dio the copycat.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
OIC. Holy Diver doesn't have a lot of airplay over here, unlike Eye of the Tiger. But I can appreciate the parody more now, thanks to your explanation.

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