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Song Parodies -> "Rise Of The Pfizer"

Original Song Title:

"Eye Of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Rise Of The Pfizer"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Risin' up
Back on the sheets
Did just fine, did my dances

Went the distance
Now I'm back and complete

Just a man
And his pill to revive

Go many times
Won't happen too fast

I play my passion more slowly

Won't lose my grip
On how long I can last

I must fight
Just to keep him alive...


It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to invigorate my rifle

And the
Fast bone-reviver
Stokes my stayin' upright

Now I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer


Flushed red face
Sweatin' with heat

Hangin' tough
Stayin' hugely

Side-effects odd
Still I take two of these
Corpus will you please fill 'til you rise...


It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Rising up to the challenge of my wife's will

And the
Fast bone-reviver
Petrifies my log right

As I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer


Risin' up,
Straight to the spot ---
Grafenberg, got the glory!

Went the distance
Now I'm not gonna stop

Just a man
And his will to resize...


It's the
Rise of the Pfizer
It's the pill of the night
Filling up cavernosum 'til I'm quite full

And the
Fast bone-reviver
Makes the whole world seem tight

And I strut down the hall
With the
Rise of the Pfizer

The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!
The Rise of the Pfizer!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 26

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good pacing, good contrast with the original song's theme...sex parodies are not my favorite, but few lyricists can mix slang and proper medical diction (no pun intended!) in the same song without making a sloppy impression. 5-4-5 here!
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
pfunny....pfives
Guy - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Some people find the sexual theme a bit hard on the eyes. (pun intended). I thought this was very well done. 555.
Phil Alexander - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, JD. Fit the original song soo well :-)
Adagio - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehe....that was a treat!!! 5's
mac - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"I must fight Just to keep him alive..." LOL
John Barry - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Best TM parody I've seen to date.
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ingeborg, Alvin, Guy, Phil, Adagio, mac, and John. ("TM" parody?)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe you should copyright this through official cavernosums, you might just have desribed the main plot of Rocky VI here... :-)
John Barry - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
TM = trademark.
Adam Eccleshall - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That was excellent :-)
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Well, this was large fun...I really appreciate the cleverness and variety you incorporated in this one....
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks K1chyd, JB (again), Adam, and Paul. Peter --- I see what you mean about how this could be a theme song for " Rocky VI ", LOL! ;-)
Ashkicksass - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny
Johnny
Johnny...
Michael Pacholek - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
John! John-John-John! John-John-John! John-John-Johhhhhhhhn! Who needs Starbucks Doubleshot when you've got Johnny D and Pfizer? Maybe this should've been "Eye of the Snake!" Give this guy an inch, and he'll...
Johnny D - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ashkicksass and Michael.
MasonR - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Done, Johnny D! I give this STRAIGHT 5's!
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thank you MasonR!
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) No other song in recorded history has the word "cavernosum" methinks. For that alone, kudos.
Adagio - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Already voted before. A leetle ___ for a contest?
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
R05-Well, I suppose I will cancel my "Guy With Viagra" parody planned to this OS now, it wood not be this good. Grafenberg was a great sub too for "got the guts". Excellent pacing/rhyming as always.
Josh 2 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - RAOTFLMAO 5s
Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) - you don't get better pacing than "And the Fast bone-reviver Petrifies my log right" although "Just a man And his will to resize..." comes close - a classic, Johnny D - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Gotta agree with Stu, JD....is there no lyric you can't rhyme rudely? This is a Johnny classic. 555
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Oh Johnny.. you saucy devil. Very good job. Gives hope to those who are erectionally challenged. 555

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