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Song Parodies -> "Babe (The Ox's Tale)"

Original Song Title:

"Babe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Babe (The Ox's Tale)"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I couldn't resist. When I saw blackjack21's parody about Paul Bunyan, I knew there had to be a back story. Forgive me, animal lovers.
Babe is grievin’
We’ve gone our separate ways
Our lives had grown apart
She knew my meanin’
I saw it in her eyes
You know she broke my heart

Knew I’d be sailin’ without blue
Cos' she fears the sea and whalers too
She won’t come see me
Or float to foreign lands.
And meet my Nessie true.

I’ve since found that you, Babe
Seems you’re well aquainted
With the lochs of Ness
Give it up, confess
You know I’m mad, Babe
I had thought that maybe
You were my best friend
You pretend
Now who’s blue?
Babe, I am too.

You know it’s her, Babe
Although I had this theory
On your colored skin
Lack of oxygen.
The secret’s out, Babe
Nessie has the beauty
And a sheen azure
Just like yours
What to do?
Babe, she’s like you.

Babe, I’m stayin’
Your sister’s sayin’ hi
And we expect a child
A life aquatic, I’m havin’ no regrets
I’ll be here for a while.

I’ll chop down trees now without you
A long friendship gone, I won’t renew
You should’ve told me
My heart was in your hooves
Now who is missing who?
Blame is on you.
Blame is on you
Ooo-oo-oo-oo, Babe
Find the beginnings of this lurid story at Strong Fool Woodman (In A Loch Ness).

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It gave me the "blues"!!! But well done...
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Cheat on Babe? He'd really be an oxy-moron! ;D
UnKnownVotress - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Babe & Bunny were Drovers, high on a CampagnaHill . . . . Babe cried out when he drank his fill, " Bunny, why you'd emptied my still" ? ?? HE was her Man alright, but he was wearin' her Thong ! ! ? ? ? wrong, wrong, Oh, so Wrong!
TJC - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Yer the 'Lou Rawls' of blue balls!
Phil Nelson - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It's such a babe. 555's
Tommy Turtle, Not Ox, Thank Goodness - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
A spin-off is the highest form of flattery! I'm sure BJ will love it!
blackjack21 - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice spinoff here Warren, 555. Looks like the ox tail is in the soup!
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my favorite stories there, Warren! Speaking of ox, my family makes ox-tail stew (originally called kare-kare) sometimes. It's a Filipino cuisine. Not only do they put ox tails, they also added pig tails as well. Well, I got you...Babe, with 5's!
Warren Baker - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark- Don't be sad. Need a Lexapro?
OMR- No bull.
UKV- Thongs on farm animals, though popular in some European countries, is illegal in Maryland and encouraged in Arkansas.
TJC- You'll never find / A blue Babe like mine.
Phil- Votes are appreciated,. Thanks!
TT- The original was so off the wall, it was too hard to resist.
BJ- Thanks for creating the 'base'!
CMM- Oh my! Is it called Babe and Babe? Is it served at a B&B? With bouillababes?

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