Spoken intro:
Bluto: See if you can guess what i am now. (puts mashed potato in mouth, chews it, punches his cheeks and splat!) I'm a zit! get it?


John Belushi
Domo managushi, Mr Belushi
The manic fat slob.

He was so talented-on SNL and in Blues Brothers.
He could make his eyebrows dance, he was the fat comedian.

He was so funny, he was so cool
He played a samurai, and also Bluto.
Although he was gross, and fat and lazy he was awesome.
He was a man, a rockin wildman with moves that were fly.
When he was alive, when he was alive.
With moves that were fly, when he was alive.




He was a fat guy with a range of emotions- like you wouldn't believe.
He was pals with Danny Akyroyd, he was so wild and free.
he was like a hero, sort of like a saviour, and that's what i know.
He was just so crazy, whose wildness was just so hard to control
so hard to control-so hard to control.
so hard to control-so hard to control.

he was a funny man, who could sing and dance.
No one could tame this obese maniac.

Spoken interlude:

John Belushi: You could have attempted to stop me. You could have prevented me from doing what i do best....but noooooooo, i just like to go wild!

Domo managushi, Mr. Belushi, domo...domo
Domo managushi, Mr. Belushi, domo...domo
Domo managushi, Mr. Belushi, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr.Belushi
For making us laugh with your antics on SNL.
And thank you very much, Mr. Belushi
For cheering us up just when we needed it.
Thank you-thank you, thank you
we want to thank you, please, thank you

It was sad when you passed away: The rest of your life we did not see.
We all miss you so. You god of obesity.

You were a fun man.
We were a cool guy.
We all did love you.
King of obesity.
you say Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

Spoken outro:
John Belushi: "You know I love ya, baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault. Honest! I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!"