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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Gepetto"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Gepetto"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Woodcarvers Gone Bad!!!
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto

Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
And sold him off to Disney
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
We know you're not totally nu-ts

You're wondering who I am?
(Puppet, puppet, I made a puppet)
Timber has made this man
(Puppet, puppet, I made a puppet)
With parts that can lengthen
(Privet, Privet, and not so privet)
He is a wooden man!!!

(Solo of hammers beating on wood)

I've got a puppet
I've been building, in my workshop
My fish is stupid, My cat's annoying
Cricket? I squashed him
So if you see me acting strangely
Don't be surprised
It's just the fumes right from the varnish
Made my brain cells fried
From making this guy
Stuff grows when he lies

From making this guy
Stuff grows when he lies

It's just a workshop with out promotion
I'm hammered, Whoopee!!!
A woman came to help his problems
A sexy fairy
I'm not a dad! No! I'm not a father!
I'm 80 years old!!!
But I'm a man who's stupid puppet
Wished upon a star!!!
Wished upon a star,
Now I'm a father!!!

Upon a star,
Now I'm a father!!!

He is a wooden man
(Puppet, Puppet, a living puppet)
Who joins the damn circus!
(Puppet, puppet, a sideshow puppet)
Then becomes an ass-donkey
(Puppet, puppet, a braying puppet)
From true identity

(More hammering on wood)

Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
Wood, oh
Wood, oh
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
Wood, oh
Wood, oh
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto
Made a boy from wood, oh
Mr. Gepetto

Made a whales lunch-o, Mr. Gepetto
While looking for his doll who got all washed up
That made a whale's lunch too- Mr. Gepetto
Just like Shake and Bake with a toothpick too
Ate you, Ate you, Ate you
Free Willy ate you, He ate you
Ooooh, Noooo!!!

The problem's plain to see, inside whale's belly
Burn things to save our lives
Fairies make real boys

The time has come at last
(Puppet, puppet, he's dead that puppet)
To go and get my axe
(Puppet, puppet, he's dead that puppet)
Pinoak is history
(Puppet, puppet, he's dead that puppet)
Woodchips aren't too bloody

He's Deadwood!
Deadwood!
Deadwood!
Deadwood!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
HEY...that's not the way the story is supposed to end...funny, though...5s
Rick C - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice twist on the OS and the story...555
Blue Ant - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I suppose you could have ended with the real story's ending, with something like "A Real Boy! Real Boy! Real Boy!" But it was good anyway. 5-5-5.
Tim Mayfield - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
He should have made him tell lies and just chop his nose off every foot or so... ;-) 5's
Thetis - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
"Free Willy ate you" lol Great work! All 5's!

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