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Song Parodies -> "Brissed Her Son Otto"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Brissed Her Son Otto"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

"Hoary" means old or grizzled with age. "Gato" (pronounced "gah-toe") is Spanish for "cat". "Moyl" (pronounced " moy'l ") is the Yiddish style of "Mohel", a Rabbi who performs the "bris" (pronounced "briss"), the ritual circumcision in Jewish tradition.
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
"What a cat, you see? Oy, vey!"
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
"She might sue you, Rabbi, hey!"

You're wondering who I am
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
Schlomo, from Spanish soil
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
With heart Cas-til-i-an
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
I am the Spanish Moyl

I've got a secret I've been hiding
Under foreskins!
My knife ain't workin', its blade is dulling
The pain im-a-gine!

So if you see me acting strangely
(Oh) Don't be surprised!
(Oh) I'm just a moyl, who needed some help
A kitty-cat scythe!

To keep me so blithe --- just keep me so blithe
Kitty-cat scythe
To keep me so blithe

I'm not a Rabbi without emotions
I'm not what you see!
I've come to help you with your foreskin
So it can be free!

I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour
Forget what you know!
I'm just a man who circumcises
With a hoary gato!

A hoary gato --- this hoary gato
Hoary gato
My hoary gato

I am the Spanish Moyl
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
Who hides behind a task
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
So no one else can see
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
My gato work for me

Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!

Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!

Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!

Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto

Thank you very much, my hoary gato
For doing this job, that I can no more do!
And thank you very much, my hoary gato
For helping me bris great just when I needed to!

Thank you-thank you!
Thank you!
I want to thank you, please, thank you!

Oyyy-veyyy...Ahhh-ahhh

The foreskin's plain to see
My gato clawed it free!
My hoary gato's wise
Ma-zel Tov, gato-guy!

The time has come at last
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
To show who does this task
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
So everyone can see
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
This hoary gato, me!

I'm REB-CAT! REB-CAT! REB-CAT! REB-CAT!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A cross-cultural gem. Kibbles, kibitz, and bris.
alvin rhodes - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
jew really crack me up
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect OS choice for a multilingual parody--tight pacing and thoughtful word choices too, not to mention the off-the-wall topic. 5's all round.
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Alvin, and Ingeborg.
Rick D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A cut above
Mike - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant....
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Domo arigatow, Rick D & Mike.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
mo ichido, Johnny-san

Nihon no koto no paroji wa amari nai keredomo moo takusan wo kakimasho - onegai shimasu......go-go-go
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart ( I think ) !
Spongy - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You have a very, er, intersting sense of humor. The first time I read this I was like wtf? but I was laughing.

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