-> "Brissed Her Son Otto"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Roboto"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brissed Her Son Otto"
The Lyrics
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
"What a cat, you see? Oy, vey!"
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
"She might sue you, Rabbi, hey!"
You're wondering who I am
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
Schlomo, from Spanish soil
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
With heart Cas-til-i-an
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
I am the Spanish Moyl
I've got a secret I've been hiding
Under foreskins!
My knife ain't workin', its blade is dulling
The pain im-a-gine!
So if you see me acting strangely
(Oh) Don't be surprised!
(Oh) I'm just a moyl, who needed some help
A kitty-cat scythe!
To keep me so blithe --- just keep me so blithe
Kitty-cat scythe
To keep me so blithe
I'm not a Rabbi without emotions
I'm not what you see!
I've come to help you with your foreskin
So it can be free!
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour
Forget what you know!
I'm just a man who circumcises
With a hoary gato!
A hoary gato --- this hoary gato
Hoary gato
My hoary gato
I am the Spanish Moyl
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
Who hides behind a task
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
So no one else can see
(Rabbi, Rabbi, this guy's a Rabbi)
My gato work for me
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo!
Schlomo!
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Schlomo's hoary gato brissed her son Otto
Thank you very much, my hoary gato
For doing this job, that I can no more do!
And thank you very much, my hoary gato
For helping me bris great just when I needed to!
Thank you-thank you!
Thank you!
I want to thank you, please, thank you!
Oyyy-veyyy...Ahhh-ahhh
The foreskin's plain to see
My gato clawed it free!
My hoary gato's wise
Ma-zel Tov, gato-guy!
The time has come at last
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
To show who does this task
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
So everyone can see
(Kitty, kitty, now meet the kitty)
This hoary gato, me!
I'm REB-CAT! REB-CAT! REB-CAT! REB-CAT!
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