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Song Parodies -> "Professor Chaos"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Professor Chaos"

Parody Written by:

Genius in Maine

The Lyrics

A note for non-South Park viewers: Professor Chaos is the mad alter ego of Butters, created when Stan, Kyle and Cartman kick him out of their group. General Disarray is his sidekick, and the alter ego of another outcast of South Park (can't think of his name at the moment). The duo attempted to cause trouble but failed miserably.
Stan:
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?

Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos
And force us off the show?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos

Kenny:
Mmph hmph hmm mmph mmph hmm

Butters:
You're wondering who I am (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
Kid or superhuman (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
With a bunch of spray cans (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
I am an evil man!

I've got a secret I've been hiding in this pie tin
I have been causing a lot of trouble at a Bennigan's
So if you see me acting insane, don't be surprised
I'm just a kid who causes evil, and Kenny will die
If you put out my eye, put out my eye
Kenny will die if you put out my eye

I'm not a rascal with some tweezers, I'm not who you say
I've come to flood you out of South Park with Gen Disarray
I'm not an angel, I'm not a joker or someone you know
I'm just a kid whose constant shunning I can't control
I can't control, wish I could control
I want control, you don't need control

I am an evil man (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
Who wears a foil mask (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
So you can't ever see (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
My true identity

Kyle and Cartman:
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
Are you? Are you?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
Are you? Are you?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
(Stan:
You scare us very much, oh Professor Chaos
For making a flood and other ways to slay us)
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
(Stan:
And you scare us very much, oh Professor Chaos
For calling us your friends and trying to betray us)
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
(Stan:
Scare us, scare us, scare us)
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
(Stan:
You really scare us)
Are you going to flay us, Professor Chaos?
(Stan:
Ahhh! Scare us)

My problem's plain to see
No sociality
No friends to help my life
They all want to buy knives

The time has come today (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
Listen to what I say (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
You are about to see (kneel, kneel, you've got to kneel)
My true identity

I'm Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters!

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Spongy - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cool But I don't think they're really scared of Proffeser Chaos.
ClassicRocker1977 - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ummm....that's pretty gay...

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