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Song Parodies -> "Peein' Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Foolin' Yourself"

Original Performer:

STYX

Parody Song Title:

"Peein' Yourself"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics



You're entertained by the jokes people tell
You're a light-hearted guy and that's swell
You haven't gone to the bathroom for hours
Now you've lost your firm grip, you feel urine drip
You're peein' yourself and you can't deny it
You're wettin' yourself and you'll never hide it

How can you lose all your bladder control?
Why must you whizz in your pants when you laugh?
Use self-restraint to fight the urge to go
When you don't stop the flow, your incontinence shows

You're peein' yourself and you can't deny it
You're wettin' yourself and you'll never hide it
Sit down, cover that wet spot
Chicks won't think you look hot if you show it
Stay calm, slide under your desk
Don't release the rest or you'll blow it

You're peein' yourself and you can't deny it
You're wettin' yourself and you'll never hide it
Sit down, cover that wet spot
Chicks won't think you look hot if you show it
Stay calm, slide under your desk
Don't release the rest or you'll blow it

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Rusty Green - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I almost wet myself. Oh no I did wet myself. Very funny. Great job.
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Why must you be such a stinky young man? Kidding; I liked it, almost did this one myself a few days ago (the song not the peeing on myself)

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