-> "Grande Latte"
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We can brew a Grande Latte
Come on in, the line is forming
Don't need ice, you can cool it if you blow
The grinders set - the cream starts frothing
Just one sip, your heart is pounding
Wishing that you owned a coffee bar
Liquid fuel it will, make you go
An I.V. drip of pure caffeine
Show you cardiographs of how your heart should beat
But you can't stop - it's so warm and tasty
So if you drink 3 cups - complete addiction
Because you never feel awake
Just remember to get - a Grande Latte
At least you're not hooked on cocaine
On cocaine ((((cain, cain, cain...))))
So if your mind's not sharp - complete confusion
Because your java's not high grade
Just remember that - there's a Grande Latte
To stimulate your sleepy brain
Starbucks stamps out competition, join us in our fine addiction
Get yourself into a coffee bar!
Drivin to work you start to ponder, what on earth you're going to order
You take a taste and still you wonder, why it burns your tongue?
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