Song Parodies -> Transfer Kid At The Fogg
| Original Song Title: | "Englishman In New York" |
| Original Performer: | Sting & The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Transfer Kid At The Fogg" |
| Parody Written by: | Starlette Victory |
In honor of Senior Orientation, I'm doing a satirical tribute to the poor shmucks who decided to transfer to my school, nicknamed "The Fogg," and yes we are cheesy enough to call it that, in their last year of school. It takes forever to teach them our bizarre customs.
I don't do Starbucks, I like sleep, my dear
I use the paper on both sides
And you can sense it; there's no Spanglish when I talk.......
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
See me crossing at 8th Avenue
A rolling backpack by my side
Only one using crosswalks....
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
When they get their schedules, shocked, they say,
"Seven classes in one day?!"
It takes all year to fix their cluelessness
completely...
Brainwash them, no matter what they say
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Ambition, propriety will lead to notoriety
Trust me, you are not the only one
Intolerance and piety, and loathing for society
And a conviction that work is fun....
Takes more than muscles to make a man
And please don't take Choir 101
Embrace the Mock Trialers, (avoid them when you can)
In P.E try to walk, but never run
When they get their schedules, shocked, they say,
"Seven classes in one day?!"
It takes all year to fix their cluelessness
completely...
Brainwash them, no matter what they say
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
I use the paper on both sides
And you can sense it; there's no Spanglish when I talk.......
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
See me crossing at 8th Avenue
A rolling backpack by my side
Only one using crosswalks....
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
When they get their schedules, shocked, they say,
"Seven classes in one day?!"
It takes all year to fix their cluelessness
completely...
Brainwash them, no matter what they say
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Ambition, propriety will lead to notoriety
Trust me, you are not the only one
Intolerance and piety, and loathing for society
And a conviction that work is fun....
Takes more than muscles to make a man
And please don't take Choir 101
Embrace the Mock Trialers, (avoid them when you can)
In P.E try to walk, but never run
When they get their schedules, shocked, they say,
"Seven classes in one day?!"
It takes all year to fix their cluelessness
completely...
Brainwash them, no matter what they say
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
Woah-oh, I'm an alien
I'm a total alien
I'm a transfer kid at the Fogg
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Well done. Good parody of an untapped song. Great satire and cynicism.
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