Song Parodies -> Californian In Canada
| Original Song Title: | "Englishman In New York" |
| Original Performer: | Sting |
| Parody Song Title: | "Californian In Canada" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Hack |
I was originally from Fremont, California (near the San Francisco Bay Area.) When I was four...Me, my brother and my folks went to Canada to visit my dad's uncle, and stayed for two weeks.
I don't eat fish I'll take the hook my dear
I like my boats done on one side
As you take a trip to my granduncle's house
I'm a Californian in Canada
See me going potty on the fish
A fishing hook here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
If 'manners maketh man' as someone said
Then he's the fisher of the day
It takes my granduncle to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what Daddy says
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
I used to swim around the lake with my clothes on
I took a shower when I got cold and wet
Me and my brother used to pick berries from the plants
On a day at the Caviar Lake Lodge
Takes more than tackle box to make a man
Takes more than motor for a boat
Confront your fishes, avoid them from jumping back in
A gentleman will walk but never run
If 'manners maketh man' as someone said
Then he's the fisher of the day
It takes my granduncle to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what Daddy says
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
I like my boats done on one side
As you take a trip to my granduncle's house
I'm a Californian in Canada
See me going potty on the fish
A fishing hook here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
If 'manners maketh man' as someone said
Then he's the fisher of the day
It takes my granduncle to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what Daddy says
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
I used to swim around the lake with my clothes on
I took a shower when I got cold and wet
Me and my brother used to pick berries from the plants
On a day at the Caviar Lake Lodge
Takes more than tackle box to make a man
Takes more than motor for a boat
Confront your fishes, avoid them from jumping back in
A gentleman will walk but never run
If 'manners maketh man' as someone said
Then he's the fisher of the day
It takes my granduncle to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what Daddy says
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a Californian in Canada
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