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Song Parodies -> "You'll Need My Lever 2000"

Original Song Title:

"We'll Be Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Need My Lever 2000"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Contrary to what you might assume from these lyrics, this is a clean parody that extols the conservation of water by showering with multiple women. In the interest of maximizing your cleanliness, a bar of Lever 2000 is recommended.
Woooooooo

Ooooowwww

Aaahhh

I see me with you
And maybe Lucy Liu
Keep doing dirty things in my mind

We'll do whatever
But you'll always need my Lever
Leaving on that dirt is unkind

So grab it and see
And get down on both your knees
I'll need you there to clean me out right

I'm so glad I came
To unclog your drain
You'll need my Lever
Just grip my Lever real tight (2000)

[3x] You'll need my Lever (2000)

Aaaahh

I see you with me
And Shannon Doherty
And with the other two girls from "Charmed" (Yow!)

Might take forever
But we won't wear out my Lever
I'd like to test the strength of your arms

To have two or three
It's of no concern to me
But make sure that you've rubbed it in right

I might get a sprain
But I can't complain
You'll need my Lever
Just grip my Lever real tight (2000)

[3x] You'll need my Lever (2000)

Scrub me, baby
You can use it anytime you want
Scrub me, baby
Scrub me
Ruuuubbbb meeee!

Whoa

I see you with me
And Halle Berry
I see me with you
And Claire Forlani too

Remove your sweater
Let me rub you with my Lever
I wanna make your clothing all white

The bedsheets are stained
But it's not champagne
You'll need my Lever
Just give my Lever a bite (2000)

[3x] You'll need my Lever (2000)

(Just grip my Lever tonight... 2000)

Just use my Lever
You'll need my Lever
2000

[random lines in the background sung to "..Set Them Free"]

If you clean somebody
If you wanna have sausage breakfast
Rub somebody
Rub somebody
If you clean somebody

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Cleverly clean.
Paul Robinson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Make sure you use the proper leverage, MrMac...here's some 5's to help lift things a bit ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i admire your dedication to water conservation...lol...5s
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I am very happy to see that you care so much about the environment. Should these women hug your tree too? 555
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Paul, Alvin, and Rick... :)
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
"sausage breakfast", lol. Make sure to save on laundry costs as well later on, don't use a towel for drying them off use....your imagination.
Agrimorfee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Parts is parts, for all 2000 of them, here's 555.
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good one, Red. :) Thanks, Agrimorfee.

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