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Song Parodies -> "Half Time Karate"

Original Song Title:

"Part Time Lover"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Half Time Karate"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

You kick so well you kick my jaw
To know that you've smacked me good
Your just like Steven Seagal
my Half Time Karate

When brake stuff that ai't yours
You wanna play around with us
When so frightened
my Half Time Karate

I'll try to help you fight them now
Just remember too to not fight back
Just walk away
my half time karate

You andf him
my half time karate

don't say a word
my half time karate
We are supercops down by noon
Chasing slugs up aginst the time
Socking them in the nads
Making them get in trouble

Just remeber to,to not swear
When there is Samonan kid
If they try to hurt you
my Half Time Karate

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