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Song Parodies -> "Apartheid Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Part Time Lover"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Apartheid Lover"

Parody Written by:

Teri Nadershahi

The Lyrics

Doctor, this is Trent.
I need to borrow your "jaws of life",
To get both feet out of my mouth....
Did you for-get
You weren't at home
Step down from that---microphone
Knew it all along
You-----Apart-heid lover

The birth-day boy's over 99
Devilsfood-White Castle night
Apart-heid lover

2 old under-cover racists having fun
Senator Lott----and that Strom Thur-mond
They are big-ots by day
Un-der hoods at night
Ruling Wash-ing-ton

They made fast friends
That want to meet
To feed them O-reo concrete
Apart-heid lover

Listen close-the people speak
We want this clown to be impeached
Our opinion's not discreet
It's real --get out
Apart-heid lover

2 old under-cover bigots- love to run
Chasing votes-all across Har-lem
Se-cret-ly they don't up-hold our civil rights
On-ly lik-ing whites

Now your under-cover racist days are done
A-gainst any-one
Such huge idiots-by day
On-the news-at night
Yo-bro-it's not----------1949

The people say-there's more to smell
Step down-while we -enjoy your hell
Do you hear the bell----------toll
Apart-heid lover

You might con-sider
A sex change
You have no scru-ples to arrange
Apart-heid lover

You and he
Apart-heid lovers
Apart-heid lovers

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Pacing: 3.9
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Jonathan - December 19, 2002 - Report this comment
This parody defines Trent Lott and his Klan posse. Good job.
Fitu Petaia - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This Parody looks good to me

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