Song Parodies -> Poodle's Vile: Ear Defiled
| Original Song Title: | "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)" |
| Original Performer: | Stevie Ray Vaughan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poodle's Vile: Ear Defiled" |
| Parody Written by: | Paul Robinson |
When we first moved out here to California in 1959 my Mom felt a little lonely so she bought a pure-bred, "Toy" French poodle, which she never quite had the heart to "Train". So he developed some rather nasty, vile habits...Ah...dear little Jo-Jo...Using Stevie Ray Vaughan's version here. I saw a DVD of him doing it recently so I referred to that for lyric's and pacing.
Well, my Mom's God-damn french poodle...
That hell-bound mutt is surely vile
If you're lying somewhere near him...
pay close attention or you might find
Red-tipped dog bone, furry "screw-tip"...
trying to penetrate your mind
Pumping poodle-style
Watch out or you'll be defiled
That damn dog's weinie disgusts me
when it's poking in my ear; I feel dismay
When that damn mutt mounted my ear; know I slapped him away
Tried to defile my dear ear, eeeewww; "No" is what I say
If the mutt should shoot his stuff there;
won't see him here, come the next day...
he will pay
Because that poodle's vile...
Lord knows, that damn poodle's vile
That hell-bound mutt is surely vile
If you're lying somewhere near him...
pay close attention or you might find
Red-tipped dog bone, furry "screw-tip"...
trying to penetrate your mind
Pumping poodle-style
Watch out or you'll be defiled
That damn dog's weinie disgusts me
when it's poking in my ear; I feel dismay
When that damn mutt mounted my ear; know I slapped him away
Tried to defile my dear ear, eeeewww; "No" is what I say
If the mutt should shoot his stuff there;
won't see him here, come the next day...
he will pay
Because that poodle's vile...
Lord knows, that damn poodle's vile
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Aren't all poodles vile? 5s.
JB, I think so, but this one was ESPECIALLY VILE...thanks!
nice job on a difficult song to parody...yeah, poodles kinda suck
LOL... and yeah... f*** poodles... oh, wait... nevermind... don't f*** them..
alvin & Macphisto - thanks!
The Original One Was By Me.
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