Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Poodle's Vile: Ear Defiled"

Original Song Title:

"Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)"

Original Performer:

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Parody Song Title:

"Poodle's Vile: Ear Defiled"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

When we first moved out here to California in 1959 my Mom felt a little lonely so she bought a pure-bred, "Toy" French poodle, which she never quite had the heart to "Train". So he developed some rather nasty, vile habits...Ah...dear little Jo-Jo...Using Stevie Ray Vaughan's version here. I saw a DVD of him doing it recently so I referred to that for lyric's and pacing.
Well, my Mom's God-damn french poodle...
That hell-bound mutt is surely vile
If you're lying somewhere near him...
pay close attention or you might find
Red-tipped dog bone, furry "screw-tip"...
trying to penetrate your mind

Pumping poodle-style
Watch out or you'll be defiled

That damn dog's weinie disgusts me
when it's poking in my ear; I feel dismay
When that damn mutt mounted my ear; know I slapped him away
Tried to defile my dear ear, eeeewww; "No" is what I say
If the mutt should shoot his stuff there;
won't see him here, come the next day...
he will pay

Because that poodle's vile...
Lord knows, that damn poodle's vile

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Aren't all poodles vile? 5s.
Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, I think so, but this one was ESPECIALLY VILE...thanks!
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job on a difficult song to parody...yeah, poodles kinda suck
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... and yeah... f*** poodles... oh, wait... nevermind... don't f*** them..
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin & Macphisto - thanks!
Jimi Hendrix - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The Original One Was By Me.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 847