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Song Parodies -> "Stop Spreadin' Your Crabs Around"

Original Song Title:

"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"

Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Spreadin' Your Crabs Around"

The Lyrics

After a two-year absence, now at age fourteen(Well, almost fifteen...) with reduced creativity the Idiette will be pooping out more cruddy parodies for your... *ahem* ... enjoyment...
Baby you got me scratchin' on
my front door
Body lice I never had before
I don't wanna shave but
what am I supposed to do
I surely don't like what I'm going through

So I've gotten into trouble in town
And my headlice itch has moved on down
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

It's hard to concentrate
on my schoolwork
It's hard to think about what I'll ace
It isn't nice to have an infestation
Stopping me from reaching my happy place

I was only really looking to
have a good time
Now it's made me such a
miserable girl

Baby you have got me scratching 'tween the thighs
Under buckle in the crotch
of my jeans
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

There's many guys just like you
in the world
Ain't got nothing better to do
Than poke around with some
blond haired chick
You need some sense and a razor too

I do not really want to
tell my mum this
I know she's really gonna
get real p****d

Baby I could never get another guy
Dang things messin' with my health
and my mind
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

Stop spreadin' your crabs around.

Stop spreadin' your crabs around.

Stop spreading your crabs around...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 5   7
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alvin - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
i found this infectious
Agrimorfee - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
555, but you need some counseling concerning your lifestyle, young lady! :0 :)
Project Sisyphus - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Fourteen, eh? Kids these days—your work is way ahead of your years. 5-5-5
McKludge - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm more surprised that a 14 year old even knows the OS. 545
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Just wanted to make a statement before I 5 this. . .you may want to come up with a shorter parodist name:)
Tommy Turtle - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
"happy place" LOL! DKTOS, but the overwhelming consensus is 5, so 555. Also, what BADave said... and a name that isn't so obviously untrue.
Hamlet's Queen Gertrude - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
The lady Andria doth protest too much, methinks.
Andria - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Queen Gertrude, Princess Andria of South Dakota objects, Ithink. Queen Gertrude, you are too sensitive. The Royal Court sentences you to four consecutive involuntary enemas as administered at Abu Ghraib.
PMS - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with TT and BADave

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