Song Parodies -> Don't You Know What A Hyphen Do?
| Original Song Title: | "Don't You Know What The Night Can Do?" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Winwood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't You Know What A Hyphen Do?" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
An ode to grammar and punctuation
Hear the teacher exclaiming, do you know punctuation?
We can learn about grammar, in all its glamour
You can keep a sentence rollin; when you use a semi-colon
Get two independent clauses; but with pauses
Now's the time, our subject's finally getting through
Hope you're listening closely
For contractions, or when something belongs to you
You'll need an - apostrophe
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
When you're writing to mama: take a pause, use a comma
Let parenthesis enfold you, let them hold you
Trying to write a participle, the keyboard breaks, I'm feeling fickle
Feel like I left you hanging? It was dangling
Now we're dash-ing towards the chorus yet again, head to our destination
When we get there, we'll shout don't keep it in. What's the point? Exclamation!
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
Don't you know what a hyphen do...
We can learn about grammar, in all its glamour
You can keep a sentence rollin; when you use a semi-colon
Get two independent clauses; but with pauses
Now's the time, our subject's finally getting through
Hope you're listening closely
For contractions, or when something belongs to you
You'll need an - apostrophe
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
When you're writing to mama: take a pause, use a comma
Let parenthesis enfold you, let them hold you
Trying to write a participle, the keyboard breaks, I'm feeling fickle
Feel like I left you hanging? It was dangling
Now we're dash-ing towards the chorus yet again, head to our destination
When we get there, we'll shout don't keep it in. What's the point? Exclamation!
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
Don't you know what a hyphen do...
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Now we're talkin'! Funny and educational. I keep telling people they need to learn gooder English.
Slick and well-crafted.
dont know the original but this was funny
LOL! My English proff. named me the butcher of Period one.
(ABC4) You dashed this one out quite well!
Very School House Rock-like. Good job.
(ABC4) Me fail English? That's unpossible! Great job Jeff.
(ABC4) siren siren calling TT siren siren calling TT - well this predates all of TT's grammar classes, Jeff, and a fine fist you made of it, nowhere better than in that perfect line "You can keep a sentence rollin; when you use a semi-colon" - lol - 555
(ABC4D) 2003? This is a right oldie...but clever and informative, which is no bad thing. Super stuff, Jeff. 555
(ABC) I don't know, you tell me. Good job Jeff.
(ABC) DKTOS, but man, grammar is an unappreciated art if ever there was one! As an admitted stickler, I have to love this.
ABC------------- Look! It can also do a long annoying line! Hehe. Good job, Jeff.
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