-> "Back In The White House Again"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The High Life Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Back In The White House Again"
The Lyrics
I used to be the king
In the presidential chair
And no one would disrespect me
‘Cause they simply wouldn’t dare
But then they sent me home
Now my throne’s a different kind
Using confidential papers
Just for wiping my behind
Must get back in the White House again
All the Proud Boys on my side
Will soon be prouder men
Must get back in the White House again
I’ll be signing orders with
A golden-plated pen
And I’ll build the wall, just wait and see
Ban all Muslims instantly
I’ll let the Jan. 6 crowd go free
Back in the White House again
Mel, you used to be the best
You are my wife number three
But if I should get to thinking
You’re not what you used to be
I might have to trade you in
For a younger, hotter kind
Then I’ll have a new First Lady
Who won’t make me wish I was blind
I’ll be back in the White House again
We’ll drain and then refill the swamp
With all my little friends
I’ll be back in the White House again
In a world where Barbies rule
I can’t just be a Ken
And I’ll seize control, just wait and see
Punish every enemy
Not sure if I’ll start World War III
Back in the White House again
White House
White House
Back in the White House again
I’ll be back in the White House again
Don’t believe the mainstream press
They’re telling lies again
I’ll be back in the White House again
When I say we’ll have revenge
My fans reply, “Amen”
And just look at that old poor fool Joe
And Kamala, well she’s a hoe
See, this is why I’ve got to go
Take back the White House again
White House
Back in the White House
Ooh, I’ll be back
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