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Song Parodies -> "When You Meet Her On Craigslist (Chris Lee's Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"While You See A Chance"

Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"When You Meet Her On Craigslist (Chris Lee's Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Rep. Chris Lee (R-NY) just resigned after sexy shirtless photos, which he had posted on Craigslist while attempting to find a female companion, surfaced. Lee is married (I wonder for how much longer, though?) and has children.
Stand up in a clear blue morning in Washington D.C.
You're married, but lust is dawning, are you still free? Can you be?
Maybe you should go to Hooters....or find new love by computer
Just don't end up like Mark Souder*

Wearing only pants on Craigslist, trying to find romance on Craigslist
This is hardly something new

Don't you know by now no one gets away with it
Don't you wonder how you'll keep her finding out someday, her way

And you think that you can fool her, and you will remain a ruler
Think your mistress might be cooler

Stand up in a clear blue morning and log on to your PC
You're married, but lust is dawning, are you still free? Can you be?
And you find yourself resigning, don't you waste your time on whining
Go back to your home state, pining.
* Mark Souder is a former member of the House who resigned in 2010 as a result of a sex scandal.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Hu - Lee's...too sexy for his shirt...too sexy for his shirt! I DKTOS (there aren't too many I do know...I'm old!) The story, however, is done in good time and rhyme, and as current as cable news. Good job. ;D
TJC - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Though my pants say '501', I've gotta vote this strait-leg 555!
Fiddlegirl - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
He's in hot water... natural-Lee!
Andy Warhol Was Right - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
He saw a chance to fool around, he took it, and his hand was caught in the cookie jar. Now let's see the other woman (and maybe the spurned wife) get on Maury or Ellen or the View, a book deal and maybe a career as a "motivational speaker" . I don't necessarily think Craig Lee should've resigned but I don't condone his cheating either. Still you made a great parody for a great song.

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